golden necker

The act of orally pleasuring an adult man's scrotum whilst he pees wherever is acceptable.

The only issue I have with the golden necker, is that I usually get pee in my hair.

by white05shadow February 3, 2022

rubber necker

a nosey mofo trying to be in another's business when they have no authority or point to.

the boyfriend buttin' into the (soon-to-be) ex-husband & wife's exsponged belongings (mediation).

by j July 1, 2004

Stewppet Necker

A slang word to say "hi". Mainly used by black people.

Black street guy: yo wsp
Example guy: Stewppet Necker

by btterlooaf January 2, 2023

Northern Necker

To blow butt mud up ones back so bad it reaches ones neck.

After some beers and tacos last night I new the morning would bring a northern necker.

by Mr. Poop E. Pants April 4, 2022

Sand necker

A trashy red neck who frequents the beach, most notably the Gulf Coast. Typically identified by bud light, cornhole boards, country music, and a sunburn.

Florida beaches are nice, but they're ruined by all these damn sand neckers.

by Nevets August 14, 2017

necker meister meister necker

1. Something you yell in place of a cuss word.
2. a rare species of humpback whale
3. small children whose mother's name is Debbie

Todd: Did you see that new girl today?
Scott: No, but I heard she is a real necker meister meister necker.

by turdmonster16 March 13, 2009

rainbow necker

A person who performs cunnilinctus on a menstruating woman. (see also rainbow kiss)

"Oh yes, my Phillip is a rainbow necker" said Elizabeth proudly.

by Dunky Oggins November 19, 2003