navigator

A luxury SUV that is far more luxerious than its competitor, the Cadillac Escalade.

The Navigator owns the Escalade.

by LHHSPIMP June 1, 2003

Ass Navigator

N. One who is skilled in the ways of anal navigation. Often aboard his ship is an anal cartographer who aids in the newly explored rectal area. It in no way involves anal sex or homosexuality, but rather, the exploration and charting of new asses.

"Vasco De Gamma's got nothing on you, you ass navigator!"

by GrizzlyClaw February 1, 2006

navigazing

As one might guess, the term is a portmanteau of the words navigate and gazing.

When you are navigazing, you are paying more attention to the environment around you than to where you are actually going. This state of being is generally useful when you have time to kill or simply enjoy looking at the world around you.

I was navigazing around and I totally wound up in Vegas.

by Doktorfunk June 20, 2006

navigationalist

one who can navigate anywhere, place,or thing

How did we get here so fast. Just ask Seku he's a navigationalist.

by S.N8TION June 15, 2009

navigatour

A non-driver who gives directions to the driver but instead of going the most direct route sends the driver (and those in the car) down the more 'scenic' path to the detriment of expediency.

Samantha, our navigatour, showed us the more picturesque attributes of the city. However, after 45 minutes of not yet arriving at our destination Henry, the driver, took matters into his own hands and just got on the highway.

by justcallmebridget July 2, 2011

nagivation

The behavior made by a car-mounted or hand-held GPS navigation system when you fail to make a turn or otherwise leave the precalculated route. Typically this is done by endlessly saying "Recalculating..." and "Turn here" each side street you pass.

Man, I hate that nagivation system. All it ever does is "Recalculating..." "recalculating...", so I threw it out the window and told it "Recalculate THIS!"

by deathsaurus August 31, 2011

The NAVIGATOR

You find yourself wanting to fornicate doggy-style, however, there are no chairs and/or stationary objects nearby for your partner to put his/her arms on--so essentially he/she is standing up, bent over, looking at their feet whilst receiving a meat-bat. While doing this, you steer your partner (unknowingly) little-by-little until their head hits a wall (if you're a real sport, you'll give it a little UMPH as their head hits the wall)..you then yell something to the effect of "AHOY MATEY, YEE HAS HIT LAND!!"

My fucking head hurts me...last night my boyfriend thought he was a funny guy and pulled THE NAVIGATOR on me!!

by joeydnewyork September 13, 2011