NARP

Not a Real Person

Did you see Chantal today? She is just so strange. She's such a NARP

by littlelittleittybitty May 4, 2011

Narp

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person.

Most often seen commuting from home to the University of Toronto.

Wow Jim is Narp-y.

by Scott Pippen November 5, 2016

NARP

a term used to describe somebody with mulliganitis, a disease that tends to infect non-athletic young men who attempt to play sports and fail miserably, usually resulting in structural damage to a knee, ankle, etc.

Wow, remember when Zack the NARP tore his ACL playing flag football?

by DareWilliams December 29, 2010

narp

no apparent reason party

we are having a narp tomorrow

by jw1999 May 25, 2011

NARP

Non Athletic Real People. People who go to a gym, workout class, or anything athletic and have no business being there, which is reflected in both their effort and physical appearance.

In the event of an alien invasion they would be the first to get captured and turned into fertilizer.

Today in class when everyone was doing partner pushups that NARP girl was on her knees hi-fiving the air then left 10 minutes early.

by T Macalicious March 28, 2013

NARP

Narp stands for National Asociation of Real People!

Dude: Hey are you into larping?
Bro: Nah I'm apart of Narp.

*shows tattoo*
Dude: woah, how do I join?!

by CptSG May 25, 2017

Narp

Narping is defined as removing the cap from someones water bottle, inverting the bottle, and leaving in upside down and open so that one cannot access the bottle without spilling the contents of said bottle.

"Quick, narp their water bottle!"

by Flanged Mantide May 20, 2013