During sex, the man ejaculates in one hand and defecates in the other and then slaps the woman in the face with both hands. Thus, she becomes a peanut butter and jelly sandwich of feces and semen.
by K-Noodle December 28, 2007
Get the Napa Valley PBJmug. The Napa Valley Party Popper:
When you're uncircumcised, hide a grape in your foreskin and then you stick it in someone's ass, unleashing the surprise grape.
When you're uncircumcised, hide a grape in your foreskin and then you stick it in someone's ass, unleashing the surprise grape.
by 3rd line on the left May 21, 2021
Get the Napa Valley Party Poppermug. 
He didn't have enough money to pay for his beard trimming so I finished him off with a Napa haircut.
by cheesewheezy May 21, 2021
Get the Napa haircutmug. The act of using an elongated toilet to go to the bathroom, either via sitting or standing, where the elongated portion of the toilet oval opening is longest left to right, and shortest between near and far. This is usually done because of the opulence of this particular relief configuration. Also, a seated version could be referred to as "Side-Saddle."
I am not some sort of peasant! I am going to use this urine receptacle Napa Valley Style like any true member of class! Now fetch me some decorative towels to wipe my genitals on.
by MattyOnIce February 19, 2021
Get the Napa Valley Stylemug. Whilst exploring our wonderful Australian beaches we noticed a mob of pissed NAPAs telling us to their country.
by maxwell-monty October 9, 2023
Get the napamug. by Snowdozer February 6, 2020
Get the NAPAmug.