Nank

An absolute twat or goon.

“Honestly, you’re a fucking nank im not gonna lie.”

by miajade December 25, 2017

Nank

To nervously have a wank (nervous wank)
One synonym is hanx (anxious handjob)

'I was at my mates house, his toilet lock was broken and I had a nank in his bathroom.'

by IronicallyAk December 18, 2019

Nank

The act of having a wank, followed by a nap.

"I've got an hour before Coronation Street starts so I'm off to bed for a nank"

by Chodgey June 25, 2018

Nank

Nank meanings "nothing". Usually used in the south/south east of England.

"What do you have in your hand?"
"Nank"

by anxietybear1 September 16, 2019

Nanking

A variation of the standard sake bomb, where someone drops shots of sake into unsuspecting people's beers, then denies doing it, and will deflect and attempt to obfuscate the issue if confronted directly.

Person 1 drops a shot of sake into Person 2's beer.

Person 2: Hey bro! Did you just Nanking me?!

Person 1: Nope.

Person 3: Yes you did. We all saw it.

Person 1: AND YOU ORDERED RED WINE WITH FISH, SO WHO ARE YOU TO TALK AND POINT FINGERS?! I'M THE REAL VICTIM HERE!

by Blusdo September 11, 2021

nank rule

if your girlfriend/boyfriend and yourself cannot talk about your emotions as well as respond to one another’s emotions, then they cannot be authorized to do things for you because then they will believe that it is alright to ignore their and your emotions. Examples: pay for your food

Babe you’re not paying for my food. Don’t you know the nank rule?

by Jacob Dredington November 21, 2024