Mysterion

A Child Vigilante from South Park Dress in a dark cloak. He is (supposedly) Kenny McCormick's secret identity. His is the Rival of The Coon (Eric Cartman) and the enemy of Professor Chaos.

I am an angel Keeping Watch over the city at night; as violence and darkness take over the streets i work to rid the city of crime; I am the symbol this town needs
I am Mysterion

by coolman222 March 21, 2009

Large Mysterious Fish eats a Duck

A Youtube video that shows a lake with ducks swimming in it, and then suddenly a skeleton jumps up in front of the camera with the same scream as K-fee and scares the viewer.

Me and my friend watched Large Mysterious Fish eats a Duck and now we can't sleep.

by zoombcake March 27, 2021

Mystery solved

The illumination of a conundrum - an answer is given/deduced/made available to something that was previously puzzling.

Guy 1: Damn, I've been searching everywhere for my phone for the last hour!

Guy 2: Did you check your pockets?

Guy 1: Ah! Mystery solved.

by UrbanFanBoy January 10, 2011

Mystery Meat

An individual of questionable or unknown racial and/or ethnic origin.

(Said of a tri-racial, Caucasian, Black, and American Indian female with indefinite ethnic features): "Damn, that chick is mystery meat!"

by Walther Darre March 6, 2010

Mystery bruises

The bruises that are obtained after a heavy night of drinking, whereby the afflicted forgets how they sustained the injury in question. Can vary from mild to severe, depending on the amount of alcohol/drugs consumed and the type of terrain/landscape that surrounds you.

Nice Mystery bruises. you were pretty whiteboy last night dude.

by Sophie N. February 15, 2008

Mystery Poop

The act of taking a poop, in which you know you pooped, however, there is nothing in the toilet bowl to flush except the bum wipe.

Mystery Poop is one of those unsolved mysteries.

by Poohzie May 27, 2009

Northwest Mansion Mystery

S2E10 of Gravity Falls.

Pacifica Northwest recruits Dipper Pines to help rid of the Northwest Mansion of a ghost before he wreaks havoc on her fancy party.

Also the episode where Dipcifica became a possibily Canon ship.

Northwest Mansion Mystery is my favorite episode of Gravity Falls.

by Dipcifica4Life March 23, 2021