The Masticated Pecan

A legit blog that talks about the funny shit going on in our world today.

"Dude, do you know what the masticated pecan is?"
"Naw, dude, what?"
"It's fuckin' legit, is what it is. Go read it. www.the-masticated-pecan.blogspot.com"

by The fly on the wall August 27, 2009

masticateing........

to chew food!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am masticating!!!!!!

by bo-bob November 10, 2004

masticate

To eat food noisily, sloppy, and with smacking sounds and other annoyances.

"My brother masticates when he eats."
-me

by Dave February 5, 2005

masticate

To cross the Mexican American Border while having sex with a family member. Preferably butt sex.

Jose and Juanita felt uncomfortable as they masticated, for they feared they could not look each other in the eyes again. The road was also very bumpy.

by Juanes May 17, 2006

MysticalEdgy

The Founder of The Mystical Crew but also known as Mysticpkmg & RizzReaper.

Started off as a Roblox YouTuber & Google + Content Creator then Became a Peace Activist for the Community.

Mysticaledgy is such a Chill Guy!!

by MysticalEdgy December 9, 2024

munticated

When female chickens fuck up a paddock

The chickens have really munticated this paddock

by Freddoze June 17, 2016

masticate

to chew you sick fuck

oh my god you masticated all over the floor.

by roknnor October 7, 2019