mysterious

Is someone that no matter what would you do, you won't be able to understand them, or to get straight answers, he is the guy/girl who is friends with everyone, can talk to whom they want, but still shares no secrets, no pain, nothing with someone else than themselfs... he is the guy that walks with his hands in his pockets, looks arround once a while, doesnt talk much, probably smokes, and have more than one talent, but doesnt use it to draw other's attention..

-Did you read that poem? its dark and cheerful.
-Well you can never know what *Name* thinks about he is Mysterious

by SilverHeart April 27, 2009

mysterious mysteries

From Invader Zim, Mysterious Mysteries is the show that Dib watches constantly.

Dib: Mysterious Mysteries is on!
Gaz: Why do you have a head?

or

Dib: i finally got pictures of Zim without his disguise, Im sending them to Mysterious Mysteries and then the whole world will know the truth!

by Invader Alice March 9, 2008

Mystery Chip!

A chip that has been licked and then put back in the packet

Matt: MYSTERY CHIP!
Brad: That's fucking gross

by BradPike February 21, 2009

mysteriousity

having, or relating to, mystery; a measure of mysteriousness

I like having a pen pal, because the mysteriousity of being anonymous is very fun and enjoyable.

by Davide Alejandro August 12, 2009

mystery squat

When you don’t know if you will shit or fart as you place your ass onto the porcelain throne.

After a certain age, it’s always a mystery squat.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 3, 2019

Mystery meat

Term used in the joint for all meat products. It tasted like shit and no one knew just exactly what animal(s) it came from.

What we havin' for breakfast homes? Shit on a shingle with some mystery meat.

by thesanitycruzer July 19, 2012

mystery piss

The act of urinating in complete darkness while in a bathroom, attempting to locate the toilet or disregarding it completely.

The next time your in the mall, picking up your dad from jail, or at loved one's home enter the bathroom and shut off the lights. Unzip and let it go. That's a mystery piss! You did it!

I took a mystery piss in the RCC bathroom today. The janitor is gonna be so pissed!

by PISSFACELARRY April 24, 2011