father of my children

Term used to describe a man that one has had sex with and may have partaken in the making of children. Commonly used on more than one man, causing emotional torment for the children.

Woman: Ted is the father of my children
Talk Show Host: Ted is not the father
Woman: D'Andre is the father of my children
TSH: D'Andre is not the father
Woman: Erik is the father of my children
TSH: Erik is not the father

by Heather May 18, 2003

all my children

A Soap Opera based on depressed woman and men. IT is really fucked because it makes the world look so evil.

The acting is quite terrible and is a blight on TV.

One episode of All My Children:

Bionca: The reason i murdered your father is because he tried to rape me.

by Anti-bser-missile January 7, 2008

Lighting my children on fire

Ejaculating in a red head's hair.

Dude, I love lighting my children on fire.

by Father of barbecue May 27, 2017

Process The Whole English Dictionary Before Expressing Yourself, My Children

Process The Whole English Dictionary Before Expressing Yourself, My Children

Process The Whole English Dictionary Before Expressing Yourself, My Children

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

Process The Whole English Dictionary Before Expressing Yourself, My Children For A Twenty Five Dollar Open Container Ticket

Process The Whole English Dictionary Before Expressing Yourself, My Children For A Twenty Five Dollar Open Container Ticket

Process The Whole English Dictionary Before Expressing Yourself, My Children For A Twenty Five Dollar Open Container Ticket

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

chiding my drummer

A fantastic euphemism for masturbation.

I see you've caught me chiding my drummer. Could you please shut the door now?

by James Cernero March 25, 2005

I Have Children In My Basement

Instead of saying you have something you can say the much better phrase I Have Children In My Basement

hello did you know I Have Children In My Basement

by TotallyNormalPerson March 21, 2023