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Jackson County Muzzleloader

Similar to the Montana Musket Loader but in place of a woman, its your cousin. When you are making sweet love to your cousin you throw some good ol' Copenhagen long cut in your lip then after a minute or two you take it out and place it on your cousin's anus and stuff it in with your penis.
I wanted to hunt this morning but I got a Jackson County Muzzleloader last night and I won't be able to walk until I'm ready for another beer, which is now.
by Dirt606 February 18, 2021
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crusty muzzle

This is when you are having sex and the woman that is so loud, she wakes up your roommates causing you to take the crusty old jerk-off-rag (SOCK) from under your bed and cram it in her mouth.
Kristen was yelling so loud at the apartment during sex that i had to give her the crusty muzzle so she didn't wake you up.
by grimmy December 23, 2005
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anal muzz

the discharge that comes out of someones ass (male or female) after prolonged anal sex.
Lisa is always complaining about how much anal muzz she has when her and billy finish having anal sex.
by fuckthathotass69 July 26, 2017
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Montana Muzzle loader

The act of putting your freshly chewed copenhagen wintergreen tobacco into a females anus and jamming it in with your penis.
dan: hey man, how did your night go with that chick you picked up at the bar?

Dalt: oh man, she was a freak, i gave her the Montana muzzle loader!
by wu-tang kid September 22, 2011
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Mezzin

An adjective used to describe a person, event, or object that exceeded expectations or was particularly good.

Derivative of "Amazing"
"That was mezzin"
"S/he is mezzin"
"Mezzin!"
by sj :) April 18, 2010
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Mazzic

The feeling of complete and utter hopelessness and desperation caused be failing at almost everything in life in the most spectacular and mind blowing way.
Man, that's so Mazzic.
by Eragan February 3, 2015
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jesus muzik

a term used for Christian hip hop music
term created by/ made famous by lacrae and reach records
also is the name of one of lacraes singles
ridin' wit ma top down listenin to this jesus muzik
by Calvin A July 27, 2006
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