Butt Mutter

A low, rumbling fart, not quite silent, but by no means a foghorn

"Man, I'm glad that one came out as a butt Mutter; momma woulda paddled me if I let one rip in church again."

by qvackhead May 15, 2025

Basil Muttering

When something frustrates/upsets someone and they can't fix it

My girlfriend has been having trouble with her herb garden, so she's been doing a lot of basil muttering.

by CosmoTheFrog February 5, 2021

Mutterance

Something muttered.

Knocking over my king, in that chess game, had the implied mutterance of “Fuck.”

by Fudd December 18, 2020

Freudian Mutter

The act of muttering a Freudian Slip under your breath after saying it to express that it's not what you meant to say.

The Freudian Mutter is often associated with comedy. For example:

Moo Snuckel: "Do you guys know how old the actor that plays Moaning Myrtle is? She's like fifty!"

Terroriser: "She's the same age as Gan- as Gandalf..."

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 6, 2021

Mutter Ducker

Someone who when asked a question they don't like. Mutter a random string of words and keep ducking the questions.

Ted Cruz addressed the Senate floor, "You Mutter Duckers are flaming Brimstone Creatures. Always dodging any real issues, as Greta Thumberg said, 'How Dare You!"

by LIB7ARD January 24, 2021