Musters

Headlights of a car.

"Damn son, you better lay them musters down before those clowns see yo ass."

by Freestyle Flow September 21, 2004

ute muster

An Australian phenomenon that occurs in rural areas. All the local hillbillies gather to this event to show of their ute, drink Bundy Rum, listen to Lee Kernaghan and pick up bushpigs. These eyesore vehicles are a fruitless attempt by the owner to convert their ute to resemble a fully fledged truck. This usually includes a Commodore, Falcon, Hilux etc decked out with CAT mudflaps, spotlights, countless R.M Williams and Bundy stickers, a bullbar half the weight of the car itself, a plethora of aerials (less than half of which perform a function) apart from making these hideous vehicles resemble Sputnik on wheels and are completed with a girlfriend who looks like a a German weightlifter in the passenger side and maybe a blue heeler or Kelpie in the back tray. The latter being the more attractive of the two. Akubra wearing tools and ugly girls make up the majority of the people who attend these events.

Guy 1: "Damn must be a ute muster going on, there's ugly bitches and Akubras everywhere"
Guy 2: "Wanna go?"
Guy 1: "Fuck off idiot"

by PissDrinkingClub March 24, 2009

Beer Muster

A get together designed to build morale and courage through intake of heroic amounts of alcoholic beverages, primarily beer.

May or may not have been done in WWII by your grandpa. If he did, it was 2.5% alcohol 8oz beer cans, and he only had 2- but he felt invincible afterwards.

What time is beer muster? No, seriously- we can't figure out...

by Bj Bruce March 7, 2012

Mustering

Wrangling of cattle, sheep, goats or partners, usually with the aid of herding dogs, ropes or other means of enticement.

An enjoyable form of role-play between partners.

Hurry up, Harry. Get to mustering me or I shall freeze to death in this Wonder Woman costume!

by DumpsterDiva May 9, 2010

Muster

A person, usually a man or boy, who is so broke they got no money or weed. So they scrape bowls, save peoples roaches, and basically try to muster up what ever they possibly can to get high.

"Man.... back in 1994, there were a lot of "muster" ass bitches."

or

"That dude Ben" he is a real "Muster."

by crabbie420 November 14, 2012

musterbate

(v.) To stimulate oneself or one's partner to the point of ejaculation of mustard.

Oh prease, it's time I musterbate in the bathroom, with the lotion

by TheLoudestFan March 4, 2009

muttlered

To be/have damaged, hurt, wrecked, or put in serious disrepair; to be/have been ruined or beyond repair; To have arduously processed materials or scrap metals.

"I fell off my dirtbike and my knee got muttlered!"

Other - "Yeah, I got the muttler load!" (in reference to scrap metal collection)

by WillTH January 20, 2009