Muscle Hamster

A muscle hamster is a small person who joins the gym in order to try and bulk up, hoping it will make up for their size

Tony: Ha, have you seen ollie joined the gym

Ally: Yeah hes such a little muscle hamster

by Kaiiizr February 13, 2010

Muscle Bunny

A buff and in-shape man with a very young almost babyish face.

Becky: "Look at that hot asian muscle bunny!"
Janet: "Wow! Yeah he's a cutie."

by SwedishSapphire December 5, 2010

Warm wet muscle

Pussy, Vagina.

I'm leaving my bithe's house, had to get some warm wet muscle real quick!

by Mac C August 22, 2012

muscle rock

A genre of music that could be considered a precursor to heavy metal. Sounds mostly like generic 70's hard rock (Foreigner, Foghat, etc) but imbued with fantasy, Norse mythology, and homoerotic gladiator themes. Has song titles like "We Accept the Challenge," "Steal Your Thunder," and "We Live to Rock."

The most well-known (and perhaps only) proponent of muscle rock is Jon Mikl Thor, who is also known for producing a string of terrible movies over the last 30 years.

Announcer: "And now, playing his 'muscle rock', is Jon Thor!"

*Audience goes quiet in disbelief as a 300 lb. beefcake runs out on stage in a sequined loincloth and cape.*

by CabronDeOz July 8, 2011

twin muscle workout

youtube bro science worth watching for workout reference, despite jealous haterz on other channels.

dude 1: yo, are we making all kindz of muscle gains?
dude 2: nah, we gotta watch more twin muscle workout biatch!
dude 1: yeah, then we'll hit that gym...
dude 2: we do what the fuck we wanna do!

by RikkRokk September 23, 2013

Muscle

Someone paid or in service to protect and/or do the physical hardships of another.

"Joe's got a hired muscle outside his bar"

by Alex April 28, 2003

muscle mommy

A woman with big muscle and that other girls look up to

Look at that muscle mommy

by Missmusclemommy December 20, 2022