When a person goes to itch the inside of there ass cheeks not knowing that they previously did not wiped good enough. When they pull there finger back out and look at it, it has a light brownish tint covering it from sweat and feces that resembles mustard.
Dude my asshole was itching bad. I should have done a safety swipe before i scratched it because I ended up with mustard finger.
by Cangri518 September 6, 2011
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Carl knew the guy in the stall next to him was going to have a massive assplosion because the dude sat down, moaned, breathed heavy and cinched a few mustard drops.
by Eaton Holgoode December 7, 2015
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Simple as dat. Formally used by bay area rapper "Pill Clinton", a.k.a. Mac Dre. To explain a complex situation with a short connotation, such as "thats that".
by Jah Light, Bob. December 18, 2008
Get the Mayonnaise n' Mustard mug.The mustard dispenser is when you stick your Oscar Mayer under her salad bar then you punch her in the money pocket so hard that golden spicy brown drips out onto your meat.
by Shiconia August 26, 2010
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Dude 1: Man, who's the girl whom I died after I looked her in the eye.
Dude2: Dude!, She's the most beautiful girl, Musfira
Dude2: Dude!, She's the most beautiful girl, Musfira
by A young beast September 20, 2019
Get the Musfira mug.Also known as Fly Agaric, Amanita Muscaria is the legendary red capped mushroom speckled with white dots. Containing the psychoactive compound Muscamol, Amanitas are hallucinogenic if injested.
It is highly recommended against eating an amanita raw. The best experiences typically come from drying them completely and eating them, or making tea from a crushed dry amanita (it is best not heat the water completely to boiling). A fair dose to feel any effects would range from 3 to 10 grams (1 to 3 caps).
Amanitas range widely across the Northern Hemisphere, generally in northern Europe and the northwestern area of North America.
The effects vary GREATLY among users of Amanita, as their chemical makeup can vary depending on the season, climate, and location they are picked in. Never consume an amanita whose cap has fully opened (unless you want a bad time).
Commonly sought after effects include: dissociation, euphoria, and sedation. Negative side effects may include: physical exhaustion, sweating and mild to moderate nausea.
This is not an extensive view of the amanita as reliable research should be done on any substance before consumption.
Currently, Amanita is legal to possess and injest in the United States.
It is highly recommended against eating an amanita raw. The best experiences typically come from drying them completely and eating them, or making tea from a crushed dry amanita (it is best not heat the water completely to boiling). A fair dose to feel any effects would range from 3 to 10 grams (1 to 3 caps).
Amanitas range widely across the Northern Hemisphere, generally in northern Europe and the northwestern area of North America.
The effects vary GREATLY among users of Amanita, as their chemical makeup can vary depending on the season, climate, and location they are picked in. Never consume an amanita whose cap has fully opened (unless you want a bad time).
Commonly sought after effects include: dissociation, euphoria, and sedation. Negative side effects may include: physical exhaustion, sweating and mild to moderate nausea.
This is not an extensive view of the amanita as reliable research should be done on any substance before consumption.
Currently, Amanita is legal to possess and injest in the United States.
by Requiett September 6, 2005
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Hey Jeff got some pretzels!
Jeff can we grab some?
Forget it Dave, he brought the mustard too.
Jeff can we have some pretzels please?
Stop it Dave, let Jeff be the mustard goblin that he is.
Jeff can we grab some?
Forget it Dave, he brought the mustard too.
Jeff can we have some pretzels please?
Stop it Dave, let Jeff be the mustard goblin that he is.
by Sports kid October 30, 2011
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