muscular soldier

A term used as slang for erection

"Jane's strip tease gave me a muscular soldier last night" -Mike

by urbanman111 March 24, 2014

Museum legs

The aching legs one develops after a prolonged period of slow walking interspersed with standing still, especially when going round a museum or some other attraction where visitors are forced to be constantly on their feet.

Isn't there somewhere to sit in this place? After three hours of shuffling past Old Masters my museum legs are killing me!

by Erik_K January 27, 2009

musak

1. Elevator music, produced by the musak corporation originally, it is now produced by a number of companies and played in stores, elevators, sex parlors, etc. to alter people's moods to be more submissive to the predominant mood of the area.

2. The most godawful thing you will ever hear.

dammit! Why do they always have to play this musak on the radio?

by t3kn0 April 6, 2004

musarat

A kindhearted women who would do anything to make her family happy and to protect them. But once she thinks she is right on something she will argue anyone and anything that counterpoint her view.

Women 1: she's wrong

Women 2: you better keep your mouth shut, she's musarat

by #deadlineat12am November 11, 2020

musaab

A great man who loves everybody and is very clever

I wish I was like musaab

by Hfhifutdfgutdugydtfuyfubagi June 2, 2015

Museum Hands

When a person's hands get covered in cum resulting in being unable to touch anything, much like in a museum.

I couldn't turn the doorknob to get out of her bedroom because I had museum hands.

by Director October 23, 2014

facebook museum

When a person is in a country that has blocked facebook (such as Vietnam, China etc) can access facebook via a proxy server, but can only view people's pages and is unable to post on walls, update their status or interact in any other way.

"Hey man how come you went MIA on facebook for 2 weeks??"
"I had to go to China on business, was relegated to the facebook museum."

by Tudou May 20, 2010