murkology

MURKOLOGY is we all love to get messy but the true religion of MURKOLOGY runs far deeper than gettin smashed on a wkend or turning up to work pissed every now n then, its about gettin absolutely MURKELD (pronounced mur-kel-d) at any given time... MURKOLOGY is not just a religion, its a way of life and onli a true MURKOLOGIST can party this hard... a true MURKOLOGIST lives by these commandments... being MURKELD IS THE BEST THING EVER... u NEVER need a reason to get murkeld... but u can change any given situation into one... a few quiet drinks ALWAYS turn murkely durkely... 2 answers to most questions, lets get murkeld or why not... at least 1 drug dealler in there phone... its never 2 early/late to ring sed drug dealer... theres never a wrong time to get murkeld... u onli vomit if it makes it easier to carry on but NEVER after swallowing sumthing that will enhance ur being... u can never have 2 much... will happily start getting murkeld on their own n force others to join in... doesnt need to be wi people they kno to join in gettin murkled... NEVER leave a murkologist behind, bang em in a taxi... theres no situation/place thats 2 random to get murkled... SO IF UR WEEKEND NEVER STARTS BECAUSE TECHNICALLY IT DOESNT FINISH THEN U ARE A DEFINATE MURKOLOGIST remember our motto... ITS MURKAGE SEASON :D in the name of the lion the witch and the wardeobe... may the murk be with you

guy... what religion are you?

2nd guy.. dunno really.. c of e i think

guy... well dont say your a party animal if ya dont follow murkology... dickhead

by WiZzAdOrA January 13, 2011

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murkinettes

All the lovely ladies who shake their asses at a Murkins show

The Murkinettes were proudly displaying the latest dance moves on the floor at The Murkins show last night.

by murkinmania September 9, 2010

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murkin

to have sex with someone to fuck them really hard

i cant talk to you im murkin right now

by kpizzle5201 December 30, 2010

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murking

looking sketchy by wearing your hood up and dressing in dark colored clothing. To completely be murking you must also be making a gurgling/ sucking noise (tongue also included).

sketchy man (in dark corner of the room) : "guurururrurururrrurur"

garrett (small white boi): "that dude is murking so hard, I'm afraid his tongue might fall off."

by Kim Mcdaniel the third May 30, 2008

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murkilicious

(adj) a beautiful woman that doesnt just crave attention, she fucking gets it where ever she goes, shes a beautiful, confident women that knows she can beat your ass with diamond rings instead of brass knuckles, shes the portrait of utter perfection.

Girl 1 : OMMGZZ look at her!

Girl 2: ROXERZ shes totaly murkilicious

by jenna massacre February 4, 2007

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