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muttstache

A scraggly mustache/goatee that has many different colored hairs in it (brown, blond, red, grey, etc), particularly in patches, resembling the fur coat of a mongrel, or mutt.

May or may not be disgusting in appearance.
That guy with the shaved head and goatee looked all hardcore until I saw his muttstache. Now he just looks like a redneck hillbilly skinhead reject, who likes country music, shotguns, and trucks with large tires on them.

Thanks for applying to the open management position. After careful consideration of your qualifications, we have decided to pursue a candidate who did not have a muttstache, and who would not pass for Jeff Foxworthy from a distance.

There ain't NUTHIN more 'Merican then.. coun'try myusic, bein listened to on a boombox by a guy with an awesome muttstache.

The West Virginia politician's constituents admired him for his honesty, charisma, and his neatly groomed muttstache.
by Bbungus May 6, 2010
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Mustard Mustache

To squirt mustard between someone's upper lip and nose while they are passed out. The final result creates the effect of a yellow mustache.
What an idiot! Ashley passed out on the couch again! Get the mustard! She's getting the worst mustard mustache yet!
by DaveyCrockett June 14, 2009
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Drawing on a Mustache

When a beautiful woman alters her face in a cute, goofy or otherwise wacky way by "pulling a face" (crossing her eyes, sticking out her tongue, waggling her ears, etc). Sometimes it's an awkward moment. Sometimes it's a romantic moment. sometimes it's both. Regardless, it's adorable.

Although it can momentarily interfere with her attractiveness, it does not in any way diminish it. In many ways it may even accentuate it. Thank you to Esky.
Jack: "hey babe - you're looking hot today."
Jill: "...Bllpffft" (pulls a face - drawing on a mustache)
Jack: “such a babe.”
by Raspberry Jam October 6, 2009
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Girl mustache

She has some bomb pussy!
“She has a girl mustache, you know what that means.... SHE GOT THAT DROP!”
by GirlPowerLese August 22, 2019
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Just Some Guy Without A Mustache

Just some guy without a mustache who hasn't seen sunlight or had friends in several years.
@Just Some Guy Without A Mustache Why tf are you everywhere?!
by supremejuiceman September 23, 2021
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mustache_izuku

A MHA content creator named mustache_izuku.(my favorite creator.🙄 obviously)
mustache_izuku Loves Izuku Midoriay, as well as me.
by Finn._.bunny June 1, 2021
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desperado mustache

a mustache that goes down to your jawline, made famous by outlaws in the wild west. only to be worn by catfish, champions, and all around badasses like hulk hogan.
I wouldnt fuck with that guy cuz he has a desperado mustache
by Brian Dennehey January 24, 2007
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