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1) Go to a graveyard, with a friend, and find the freshest female grave
2) Have you friend, or yourself, take ten to twelve full paces away from the undug body, and, with a running jump, stomp onto the bloated body
3) Inhale/partake in the consumption of her bodily fluids via vagina
4) Repeat
homes, check check it. Me and Joe just went over to the cemetary and munged the bejesus out of margaret's dead grandma
by B DUB April 29, 2004
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munting lover

Someone who loves digging up Corpses and jumping on their stomachs to drink the decomposed juices that gush out of their assholes.
Luke chadwick is a munting lover :)
by nickbarnesss March 7, 2009
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sadly...........

a depraved sexual act whereupon two people dig up a corpse, and once exhumed; (sigh :( ) one person stradles its face while the other jumps on its stomach until its half rotting entrails gush out of its mouth. ....aperantly....
e.g. TOM "hey jane lets go dig up that dead guy"
JANE "sure tommy lets go"
TOM "ok jane now you sit on his face remember to cover your nose!"
JANE "im ready tommy"
TOM "whump whump whump whump whump...."
by bearnard lancaster January 18, 2004
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Munting

To zone out due to the effect of (usually) illicit drugs. This sometimes involves the rolling of eyes, involuntary body shakes and serious gurning. see -Gurning
We lost Dave, but then found him in the corner of the club munting out.
by salads June 18, 2009
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Munting Menace

A girl or boy who is so drunk that they Munt everywhere causing general chaos.
Tim: Daniel What the fuck you munted all over my car
Daniel: Fuck dude i don't remember shit

drunk teen 1: dude look at Mike he is such a munting menace

drunk teen 2: yeah he just munted in Aarons drink
by Killerbogan November 26, 2011
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Munging

2 or more guys dig up a woman's corpse and flip a coin/rock paper scissors. Whoever loses (or wins, depending on how sick you are) has to put their mouth on the pussy while someone jumps on the stomach, swallowing whatever fucked up substances come gushing out.
"You're a dick!"
"Yeah well, I was munging your grandma last night. She was shit."
by the other other one January 22, 2009
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munging

verb.

to suck the fetid juices out of a corpse, sort of the necrophiliac version of felching. sometimes performed with the addition of one's own ejaculate.
'after ejaculating within the rectum of the rotting corpse, the gentleman began to gently press down the fellow's bloated abdomen, munging the aromatic fluids as they issued forth.
by albert fellowes III December 3, 2003
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