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Stuff me mushrooms

Aussie slang used when a situation doesn’t go accordingly; to express anger/displeasure.
When building a fence and a paling falls off: “Ah stuff me mushrooms!”

When BBQing and a kookaburra steals a sausage: “Stuff me mushrooms!”

If you’re hammering a nail and you hit your finger: “Fucking cunt! Stuff me bloody mushrooms!”
by Bad stone fruit February 24, 2019
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mushrooms

A spiritually enlightening drug that makes one realize what a crazy, messed up world we really live in. Everything seems more beautiful, nature is more appreciated, and one may experience open and/or closed-eye visuals, often of colourful patterns, or other things depending on amount taken. Best results occur when mushrooms are chewed then swallowed. The senses may also experience new things while on this drug, such as brighter lights, hearing new sounds, etc.
Mushrooms made me realize how beautiful and nice nature is, and I thought I was a hippie for 6 hours. They made me understand that this world is so fucked up and that nothing is original or right, and that we must achieve this state in reality in order to live a fulfilling life. Similar to the beliefs of buddhism though the religion does not accept drugs.
by AshleyIsAHippie June 27, 2005
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Shiitake Mushrooms

Commonly used to avoid saying the word "shit," the origins come from the children's movie "Spy Kids," where the female lead character, upon noticing the amount of enemies ahead, says the word "shit," but in order not to swear in front of her parents, proceeds to say "talking mushrooms," to create the illusion of saying "shitalking mushrooms." Nowadays, is commonly shortened to shiitake mushrooms, modeled after the Japanese word for mushroom.
shiitake mushrooms= mushroom mushrooms in japanese.

Shh...talking mushrooms!
by kevthegreat55 June 23, 2006
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mushrooms

A fungi that when ingested(depending on the amount) will produce cool visuals(intense colors, extremely glowy lights, traces on objects that move, ect) and in some cases hallucinations. Sold by 8ths with caps and stems. Best taken with a small group of close friends, and for the love of god dont get seperated(especially not in a rainy meadow with nothing around it except gloom). Good when combined with items such as cool cups and playdo.
Hey dude the shrooms cost 40 bucks for an 8th.
by Rusty Shakelford February 18, 2005
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mushroomstomp

to slap with dick
by Anonymous August 7, 2003
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mushrooms

itsa me luigi wheresa my mushrooms
by hurricane katrina survivor February 2, 2007
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mushroomsicle

An exceptionally good tasting cock.
"That was one mushroomsicle that I'll be craving for a long time!" Said Kate after sucking Mike's penis.
by Crunk Mofo August 23, 2004
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