Genital Mullet

Shaved shaft with hair hanging off the balls.

Her chin was tickled by my genital mullet.

by D. Good October 4, 2010

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mulletologist

One who studies and classifies mullets in the wild.

I grew up in the 80's so I am a mulletologist.

by SWZ September 25, 2003

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A person who is balding but maintains long luscious locks (mullet) at the back has both an almost entirely bald head and simultaneously, a mullet is said to have a Bald Mullet which is also known as a Skullet.

by Professor Pro January 4, 2012

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national mullet day

Mullet day will be on August 15th and it's the day that we celebrate mullets in their glory and how fucking beautiful them fuckers are

Hey jacob wtf is today ~ brady its national mullet day ya dumb fucker so sit back relax and crack open a cold one!

by Jaida Beard 😬 July 15, 2020

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Dental Mullett

A dental mullett when people have beautiful teeth in the front and nasty teeth in the back.

Mel doesnt smile too wide, she doesnt want to show the world her dental mullett

by Jill Lemoine October 24, 2008

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lawn mullet

The front lawn is cut short and manicured, while the lawn in the backyard is left long and uncut.

Compare your front and backyard lawn cutting to a mullet hairstyle where the hair in the front and back of the head are shorn differently: short in the front, long in the back. A lawn mullet has short grass in the front of the house and long, unkempt grass in the backyard.

by Not-gonna-tellya May 22, 2005

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mullet

Pronounced "MUHL LET"

A hairstyle in which the front is cut trim, but the back is long, left wild and often uncut. Even when the back is cut, it is still longer than the front. It is the sign of the redneck. Alternate names include:

Ape Drape. Beaver Paddle. Bi - Level. Camero Cut. Buisness in the front, Party in the back. Canadian passport. Coupe Longveuil. El-camino. Hockey hair. Kentucky waterfall. Missouri comprimise. Mudflap. Neckwarmer. Ranchero. Shlonc (short + long). Achy-breaky-bad-mistakey. Soccer rocker. Squirrel pelt. Tennessee tophat. Yep-nope.

Mmmmmmmmmmmm...Mullet

"My hobies are sexual harassment, taking advantage of intoxicated employees at company gatherings, browsing thru kiddie porn on company time (with stiffy)." - Guy with a giant mullet

by Slick Willie February 5, 2003

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