A trashy looking girl that always has her love handles spilling over her jeans (muffin top) and looks like she sleeps around a lot.
#1: See that girl making out with that guy over there?
#2: Her? She looks like a slut muffin.
#1: She is. I did her last night.
#2: Her? She looks like a slut muffin.
#1: She is. I did her last night.
by smoochmagooch16 March 24, 2010
Get the Slut Muffinmug. by Guns aka gunslinger April 30, 2010
Get the Blueberry slut muffinmug. The act of a man having sex with one woman, while simultaneously fucking another woman with a banana.
Charlie invited two girls home after the bar, while the hoes got undressed he pulled out a banana, and asked, "You thots fit for a banana slut muffin."
by Daisy's Twat September 3, 2017
Get the Banana Slut Muffinmug. A slutty girl that is so cute and innocent looking that she isn't rejected by society like a normal slut is. She lures you in with her cute sweetness and you can't resist no matter how much you try.
by Kinky Cupcakes May 12, 2010
Get the Candy Coated Slut Muffinmug. A chubby slut with a sweet personal to lure attractive men to eat her muffin. Beware. Slut muffins contain highly addicted sex for men to fall in love.
by Dova Odara December 2, 2014
Get the Little Miss Slut Muffinmug. Noun - A person who is filled with cum regularly and likes to wear slutty clothes. Also their physical shape is of a Muffin.
Could also refer to someone that you just think is an asshole, and needs to fuck off. Can refer to both guys and girls.
Could also refer to someone that you just think is an asshole, and needs to fuck off. Can refer to both guys and girls.
Guy 1 - hey what page are we on?
Guy 2 - I dont fucking know, find out yourself you cum guzzling slut muffin.
Girl 1 - hey I like your shirt :)
Girl 2 - yeah, it's better than yours you skank ass cum guzzling slut muffin bitch.
Guy 2 - I dont fucking know, find out yourself you cum guzzling slut muffin.
Girl 1 - hey I like your shirt :)
Girl 2 - yeah, it's better than yours you skank ass cum guzzling slut muffin bitch.
by TheSonOfYourMother69 January 16, 2010
Get the Cum Guzzling Slut Muffinmug. Someone who will let big russian men touch their balls in return for fresh baked pastries, like muffins.
by mr dude mr guy February 25, 2025
Get the Muffin Slutmug.