Muffed

To be squeezed by a girls thighs while eating her muffin and her pubes are tickling your nostrils.

I want to be muffed between my girls thighs.

Muffed by GG.6969 February 16, 2026

muffed punt 

When your babe throws you the last condom and you drop it and it falls under the bed, killing your chance to score.

I was like the New York Jets last night - muffed punt and the game was over.

muffed punt by Puntmuffer September 18, 2017

muffed up 

The polite way to describe somthing that is "fucked up"

Jack muffed up Jason's face after Jason attempted to finger Jacks mothers asshole while she was sleeping.

muffed up by scott January 30, 2004

muffed up 

muffed up means fucked up. use "muff" to replace fuck. very fun to use so you dont get in trouble by the parentals or offend the old folks. use different variations of muff too-muffer, muffing, etc.

That's muffed up dude!
Go muff yourself.

muffed up by Kyle Ernesti June 18, 2006

Muffed the Punt 

A muffed punt is when you accidently slide your penis into a womans anus while having doggy style vaginal intercourse.

"Dude, my girl is so mad at me. While we were having sex, I muffed the punt, and she thought it was intentional!"

Muffed the Punt by soccerfag September 28, 2009

Muffed Up 

synonym for fucked up.

slang term that is often used on Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2

Alex: Dude what did Sam do?

Tyler: He cried after getting high

Alex: Thats muffed up

Muffed Up by Alex Hildenbrand May 6, 2010

muffed onion 

what the fuck is your problem looking this up you idiot. Btw Chayse has the smallest DIDDLE in the whole of nz

wow look at his willy so tiny, what a muffed onion

muffed onion by Big-Ass-BONNER June 18, 2014