Muff

Muffins of any sorts from Grandview Stauf’s Coffee Roasters.

“Hey tab, what kind of muff did that guy get?”
“Oh, Olivia it was a cappacino muff.”
“Cool.”

by Muffenthusiasts April 26, 2019

Muff

Muff is a term used in hockey when a player shoots the puck very weakly on net, when a player passes the puck softly and the other team intercepts it, or if a player throws a terrible saucer pass.

Mike muffed the puck to the other team, and they went down the ice and scored.

Kyle muffed the puck on net, and it was an easy save for the goalie.

by Judder90 March 08, 2009

muff

Basically when someone says something you don't like and you take your hand, place it over the other persons face and push it back with enough force to make their head go back

That guy said something about my girlfriend so I muffed the hell outta him....he strained his neck it was so bad.

by Chi-city High April 02, 2008

muff

a hairy vagina

The muff I was eating smelled like fish

by Greg August 23, 2003

MUFF

Acronym for Mandatory Ugly Fat friend. Every hot girl has one, if you find one that doesn't have a MUFF:
1. You are a moron, look harder
2. She IS the MUFF, and youre still a moron
3. She is a succubus, the only exception to the rule, stay the hell away from her, she'll ruin your life

If you don't have a MUFF, you are one.

by notmobert March 25, 2004

Muffs

The most amazing variety of woman to evolve. Often spotted styling on a pushbike providing strangers with a smile. Spinning her around beneath the moonlight in the darktimes with intermittent sips of single malt keeps the Muffs satisfied...for a time.

A Muffs a day keeps the doctor away.

All you need is Muffs.

Awesomeness is Muffsness.

by JollyRoger84 June 26, 2010

muff

A women's pussy or vagina if you like that word better which I really don't care anyways.

I heard he liked her muff.

by Robert L. Walker August 03, 2005