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Muffaluffagus

1 - Looks like a burnt down forest, black stubs surrounding your every move.

2 - Could be mistaken for a chia pet

3 - The equivalent of a dinasaur bush thats never been touched.
I decided to move down my former girlfriends (Kate) undies and felt a hairy beaver tail. Quickly retracted my hand from those surroundings and proceeded to break up with her the following day. .... YES it was THAT bad.
by Jdel March 18, 2005
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Mufflone

A muffin lying alone on the baking tray.
Im hungry. I think I make me a Mufflone.
by YannickL4tiv July 31, 2018
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Mufflowne

Mufflowne is a madeup animal by Aleks Vujovic which quickly became popular in the community. The creature is very small, about 7 cm in height (including ears) with a bipedal structure, fur and the ability of gliding short distances. It is often described as a North-American flyng squirrel and a bunny rabbit cross. It has very flexible bones, indegistible apetite for sexual intercourse and as a general rule it is very cute.
It has nothing whatsoever to do with the word muff apart from it's first 4 letters.
Mufflownes like to rape elephants.
by Mish February 15, 2004
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Muffologist

1) One who samples fine and/or exotic muff.

2) One who samples large amounts of muff, fine and exotic or not.
That Colin Farrell is a bit of a muffologist by all accounts.
by Scotsdave August 30, 2005
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muffatofu

A small muffin made of the vegetarian substance/substitute tofu. Often confused with a muffamoo.
Silly-poo, you didn't realize that it wasn't made of meat; it's only a muffatofu!
by The Muffin Crew December 26, 2008
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muffaletta

the cheese like substance in a girl's vagina when she has an infection.
Yo you go down on Chelsea?

-Brody

Hell yea, her muffaletta was soggy and sour.
-Shea
by chs 4 liiiiifeee April 20, 2010
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muffclouting

flat handid slap on the vagina
pating the muff=muffclouting
by seb May 13, 2005
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