Muddle your fruit

When you beating that pussy up so good she feels like you are making a liquid mess of her juice box

Hey shawty, come to the crib and let me muddle your fruit for a lil bit.

by partypruden March 31, 2016

Muddle

Unintentional male-on-male cuddling which happens as the result of having to share a bed in a crappy hotel room due to a non-existant travel budget.

Garrett: Dude, wtfuck was that all about last night? You were trying to muddle with me all night!

Brandon: Sorry Bro, I forgot I was sleeping with your stupid ass in this lame motel. My bad. I thought you were my girlfriend.

Garrett: Fuck off, I'm gonna go brush my teeth.

by Xmas Tree February 4, 2010

Tough Mudder

A shit taken after a night of hard drinking that is particularly difficult to deal with. Unlike the traditional morning-after shit (which is an even-flow of black, smooth tar), the Tough Mudder’s consistency is that of mud mixed with clumps of ribs and chicken wings that act as grappling hooks inside the anus. Putting a foot up on the tub and screaming as though in labor is a typical method of dealing with this difficult shit. Not to be confused with the Labatt Splats.

"I had a Tough Mudder this morning that nearly killed me. I was on the can for a good hour AND I got a nose-bleed while pushing..."

by Ernest Saves Hemmingway III August 31, 2012

Mudder Rudder

A Dutch Rudder wherein the hands of both participants are covered in feces.

Alex gave Bobby a Mudder Rudder in the change room.

by My Anus October 4, 2013

Muddleheaded

it means mentally disorganized or confused or can't think properly.

some kid's are born muddleheaded.

by WienerHutGeneral March 8, 2014

muddle

* To think, act, or proceed in a confused or aimless manner.

* A state of being turbid or confused; hence, intellectual cloudiness or dullness

...muddled along through my high-school years
Once a man said ... 'if we could stop our mental muddle, life would be blissful to its fullest extent'

by golgy December 21, 2018

Tuff Mudder

When you're having anal sex and the person on the receiving end bleeds and shits on you're dick while you cum.

Chris: Dude this one time Sally and I were doing anal and she bled out of her asshole and she fudged my stick dude once I came.

Josh: dude no way she gave you a tuff mudder!!!!!!!!

by Notsex July 31, 2013