Mud flap

The male scrotum (balls); What men use to keep mud (shit) off of ones penis while dropping a wicked doo-doo bomb.

Man, I had some wicked diarrhea last night; I'd have doo-doo all over dick, if it weren't for my mud flap!

by billy_banana May 23, 2010

Mud Flaps

noun. From the latin phrase mudicus flappinus; when a female gets feces caked on her floppy meat wings after several bouts of alternating anal, followed by vaginal, intercourse.

She had some serious mud flaps after our two stroke piston pump.

by Trucker09 June 10, 2010

Mud flaps

Mud Flaps : A usually fat or loose girls drooping va-j-j lips. They hang between a girls hips and sometimes make an odd swishing noise when walking.

Never a good thing 0_o

Tina: oooh go down on me honey

Pablo: ewww fuck naw girl you got those big floppy mud flaps going on....like your gonna fly away

Tina: damn mud flaps

by dark carnival guru January 20, 2009

mud flaps

When a girl has excessive buttocks hanging out of her short shorts. Comparible to the camel toe.

greg: Hey look at that hot chick!

matt: did you look down dude?

greg: na.... awww shit that chick has mad camel toe.. damn and gaint mud flaps

by greg te kid August 6, 2008

Mud Flaps

When someone's butt hangs down pretty low.

"Big bottoms, big bottoms! Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em!"

by thatgirldrinkinglemonade July 9, 2003

Mud Flaps

A gay persons balls

Check out the mud flaps on him

by Mlcar188 February 4, 2014

Mud-flapping

the process of getting shit on your shirt while wiping your ass

I had to change my shirt because my last one got caught in a mud-flapping accident.

by myrtle1994 April 22, 2020