Mum

Ur mum a fat stinking slag and so are you i will chop both you fat pricks up. You tranny cunt.

Ur mums a dirty herion taking slag.

by English are trannys December 12, 2021

mum

the way people say "mom" in england

my mum is dead

by tatomuck1n December 15, 2008

Mum

A 'mum' is someone who is there to love and care for-after all, she gave life to you and supports you through thick and thin. She is a beautiful lady to love and to respect for all your life. No matter how much you say you hate her, she will always have a place in your heart. She cooks, cleans, washes, buys clothes, puts a roof over your head, and many people repay their mum by calling her 'bitch', 'cow', 'whore', 'slut', like she is something they scraped of their shoe. I love my mum and have a HUGE space in my heart for her. Everyone loves their mum and has a place in their heart for her.

I love you mum! You mean the world to me.

by Jedicatedmiss November 21, 2011

Mum

This person is gay

Mum is gay

by Mumistriplegay February 12, 2018

mum

What the british people say insted of the yanks who think we r all stuck up & that way say it wrong because we dont say "mom". The BRITISH invented the whole fucking language yew speaks so respect it and dont fucking change it.

(Y)British kid(Y):Hey mum, just going in town for a bit be back at 4

Yank:Hey mom-im gonna go and die now-be back later.

by (Y)pookie(Y) May 29, 2007

Mum

Pretty straight forward really. The poor bloody woman who gave birth to you....as for this rather heated debate about the spelling, whether it is mum or mom. Well I would say it does really matter but I feel like yank bashing today so I will point out an error in american english which is blaring example of either arrogance or stupidity.

The word Lieutenant is pronounced incorrectly by americans, it is a french word and to spell in phonetically in english one would write it as Leftenant.

So the yanks fail...sorry

Oh also mum has something to do with keeping your mouth shut about something...read examples

I love my mum but damn she is a bitch

Mum's the words (the keeping your mouth shut part)

by senipa February 28, 2010

Mum

Someone often referred to as MILF (if she is fit) and often jokes are made about peoples mums

'OMG your mum is so Fat' OR 'your mum is a MILF id fuck her!'

by The gre@test April 5, 2010