Princess Mr. Clean

The most beautiful thing in the universe so beautiful he can skip his duolingo lessons. Here is a link to his wattpad !no spaces!

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Karen: Who is this Princess Mr. Clean
The whole world: Only the most dazzling person you've ever met

by Potato_trump April 12, 2020

mr. clean magic eraser

the best damn cleaner
used to make my shoes sexy and fresh!!!!

That mr. clean magic eraser is so good to get the shit off the wall

by i love pot January 8, 2005

Mr. Clean's Dirty Secret

He has a foreigner cleaning his house.

His smug smile and white eyebrows give it all away - Mr. Clean's dirty secret arrives every Tuesday and Saturday and cleans his house with Shamwow.

by daltonjfk December 17, 2019

Getting wasted on Mr. Cleans tears

When one downs a quarter of a purell bottle. No we not talking about those fun sized ones with the gayass rubber case, the half gallon one you find somewhere in every high school.

Guy1: Did you see Dave the other day?
Guy2: No why
Guy1: Dude whipped his dick out in science and started fucking the skeleton, pretty sure he was getting wasted on Mr. Cleans tears.
Guy2: Wish I was there

by Shotgunbeeramerican May 13, 2021

Mr. Clean

Someone who thinks they are better then others because they don't drink, smoke weed etc.

"All you give a fxck about is coke and xbox. " tom
"You think your better then people, mr. Clean mr high and mighty.

by King Cobraaa December 14, 2019

Mr Clean

He's the reliable go to booty call that will always find time to service your vagina when you haven't had sex in so long that your pussy is accumulating cobwebs

I haven't had sex in so long, I need to make an appointment with Mr Clean

My vibrator broke so I called Mr Clean to finish the job

by Klo~D November 16, 2014

Mr. Clean

Something most people try to avoid being due to a lack of trust for Mr. Clean.

Mr. Clean had no friends once he became Mr. Clean.

by The Original Agahnim July 30, 2021