mowing the lawn

Making out with people

shelby: hey have you been mowing the lawn lately?
bettina: actually yes... i just mowed the Jeffasons last night
shelby:which jeffason?
bettina: oh you know all three of them

mowing the lawn by sloshslosh July 20, 2009

Mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer 

This is a sex act in which a male performs cunnilingus on a girl who has not shaved in a while, meanwhile, one or more people play with his balls.

John: Hey Brady, how’d you like to go to an orgy this weekend?
Brady: No way bro!
John: Are you sure? Haven’t you ever wanted to try mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer?
Brady: Hmmm, this weekend you say?

Mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer by Kuul June 21, 2020

Mowing the Lawn

To be in party chat with the boys and to leave without any notice or ghost everyone for an absurd amount of time.

Person 1: WTF bro, how did you miss that shot?

Person 2: …

Person 3: Bro speak

Person 2: …

Person 1: He's gone MOWING THE LAWN

Mowing the Lawn by thatwhiteboydobesmartdo June 7, 2022

Mowing My Grandfather's Lawn 

1) Trimming the gray hair out of your pubic hair.

2) Landscaping your pubic region, focusing on off colored hair.

"What are you doing tonight?"

"Probably gonna be Mowing My Grandfather's Lawn, it's getting pretty thick."

Mowing My Grandfather's Lawn by FDPatton July 13, 2012

Mowin' da lawn 

The act of altering the height of grass growing in a domesticated yard (lawn) via mechanical or other means WHILE WEARING FLY CLOTHES AND MAD BLING YO!

(Looks out window) "What the hell is Steve doing?"
"I think he's cutting the grass."
"Have you seen what he's wearing? He looks like a GANGSTA!"
"Oh then he be MOWIN' DA LAWN, yo."

Mowin' da lawn by Str8 up TeacherMan December 14, 2009

lawn mowning 

The moaning and groaning you hear from someone who has to mow the lawn but doesn't want to.

Wife: Sweety, the yard is overgrown. It looks like a jungle. When are you going to cut the grass???
Husband: I'm too tired. The game is on. My back hurts. The grass is wet. It's getting dark. The lawn mower is out of gas.
Wife: Oh for crise sakes! Stop your lawn mowning and just get it done!

lawn mowning by Mydaho December 30, 2007

Mowin On Your Lawn 

To cross a physical or personal boundary between two people.

I don't mean to be mowin on your lawn, but you should pick a different shirt when wearing those shoes.

Mowin On Your Lawn by Colorado2NYC October 5, 2012