Dirty Moped

Someone you have sex with that is not only unattractive or obese but smells or is sweaty. A fun ride in the sack nonetheless, that is until your friends find out.

'Oh gross that dirty moped smells. I would still give it to her though, but no one must ever know of this"

by The Firezombie August 19, 2007

J'moked

To "get got" or bested in a surprising manner.

Person A: "Aw man Barry totally faked me out in basketball today . . . I got J'moked"

by Jonsanfran March 1, 2021

moned

the feeling you get after eating a strip of acid

i just ate lots of acid, i am now moned

by shroomcock September 26, 2013

mowery

is a strong last name commenly goes with people of a black and white background. A Mowery will come from a long line of crazy people who get along with everybody. you cant go wrong with being a Mowery

Scott: "yo dude i was just at the Mowery's and the whole family was having a party they are so cool."
Brendan: "Yea Mowerys know how to do the world right."

by lalablack April 22, 2009

Mormon Moped

The act of getting a blowjob and rimjob simultaneously

These two sexy ladies came over and gave me the most amazing Mormon Moped when one blew me whilst the other one rimmed me!

by Mikejaret February 25, 2017

Moded and Corroded

Being put to extreme shame. When proven wrong, tricked, insulted, or embarrassed. Often times used with the phrase, "Your booty exploded". Also, it's said with a rhythm, as though it were a song.

Guy 1: Dude, did you just get yelled at by that old lady?
Guy 2: Yeah, she started hitting me with her purse, it hurt.
Guy 1: Hahaha. "Moded and corroded, your booty exploded!"

by M1lk_M4n October 4, 2009

Mocedian

A person who does comedy online but does not have the balls to do stand-up comedy in front of live audiences. They live on the internet

Jen Hatton is a mocedian

by Jen_Hatton June 13, 2018