mother rumpin

Used often by pre-teen girls on twitter, "Mother Rumpin" is often used as a way of saying "mother fucking" or more literally "I'm scared to swear on twitter because my parents insist on following me." Often used while tweeting the pope, can be directly translated into latin as Mater Caudam. Girls who use this expression often have a liking for furry animals such as dogs.

@liz_gardener: Ain't nobody fresher than the Mother Rumpin pope

@corksauce69: Dang righteous girl

@ThePope: I mother-rumped your dad when he was your age ;)

by danzaks69 February 24, 2013

What The Mother?

A phrase used in a state of confusion. Can be used when someone says something completely ridiculous. An expression used when "what the eff??" or "what the hell?" just don't cut it.

It is also used during experiences of shock and extreme irony.

Adam: (telling the guys a story at the lunch table) We took the car doors off of my car and put them on Jeff's car, then we drove around town for 40 minutes with the heat blasting.

Vinnie: Adam, What the Mother??? it is effing June!!!! hahah

by The Group...VL February 10, 2010

Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker

A man who cannot tie his shoes.

Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker: a man who can not tie his shoes and can fail you a speed-run.

by Matto’s Cum Sock March 20, 2021

son of a mother duck

A phrase uttered with great exclamation and enthusiasm when something insanely amazing (and/or rare) occurs. Hitting a basketball with a baseball bat and landing it inside a hoop 100 yards away is a good example of a situation where this phrase merits good use. It can also be yelled or screamed in cases of extreme frustration or being angry with something, such as when being PWNED, noob fragged, or teabagged in a video or console game.

It can be thought of as a combination of "son of a bitch" + "damn" + "motherfuck."

"Son of a mother duck" is a phrase appropriate to be shouted for both epic WINS and epic FAILS. It's also more appropriate for saying by younger people who are too chicken to use adult expletives.

1. Holy fucking shit!!! Did you see that?!?!? Oh my god!!! SON OF A MOTHER DUCK!!!

2. I can't believe I died again in CoD4: Modern Warfare 2. For the 27th time. In the SAME spot. Arrgh! SON OF A MOTHER DUCK!!! *Smash controller into wall or floor.*

by NeverMindWhom2 March 17, 2010

Your Mother was a Hamster and your Father Smelled of Elderberries

This is the greatest insult ever uttered in the history of mankind. It has been said that if a individual says this to another, they will be succumbed to the overwhelming Dankness they have experienced. Their bones will start to get weak, they will drop to their knees and beg for mercy. BUT! They will will be no forgiveness for those whose mother is a hamster and their father smells of elderberries! They will be forced to eat the unholy Lima Soy as punishment for their grave sin.

Your Mother was a Hamster and your Father smelled of Elderberries, enough said

by YabaGabaGoo December 26, 2021

Ur brother a mother

Has risen above all of the previous “ur ___” jokes like “ur mom gay” and “ur dad lesbian”. Any time this is said, Trump gets one inch closer to pressing the nuke button, and God himself falls to the floor and start weeping.

John: ur mom gay
Mike: ur da- no, don’t make me do it

John: do it faggot

Mike: ur brother a mother
*John fucking dies*

by Mikeyisameme March 21, 2018

motherflipper

motherflipper a non vulgar less offensive way to call someone a motherfucker when you need have good manners and profanity want do

dude you turned my girlfriend against me you motherflipper

no man you turned your girlfriend against yourself you motherflipper

dude you are a prick who is too selfish to stand up and admit your wrongs you motherflipper

man you really think of me that way

yes dude i think of you as a selfish prick who want stand up and admit your wrongs

how you feel about me i get it dude

by littlejimmie April 17, 2019