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The Glass Mosaic

(also abbreviated to TGM) a very popular fanfic on AO3 within the SMZS fandom written by HackedByAwriter.

This fic depicts the main characters of SMZS in an enemies-to-friends-to-lovers, slow-burn, fake-marriage-plot-centred, Royalty/Fantasy Alternate Universe setting inspired by ancient and medieval Indian (and perhaps Middle Eastern) culture. Some would even go as far as to say the world building with its unique take on language, non-cishet conforming societal conventions and general aesthetic is on par with Tolkien's own. Complete with poetry and a dynamic array of characters that span across the LGBTQ+ community, the fic has filled a hole in many in terms of good representation.

Ever since its first update it has generated a fanbase of its own, with readers eagerly awaiting every Friday for a new update. Readers/fans of this fic have a strange affinity for sun/moon imagery, velvet plum curtains, blindfolds, white roses, the numbers three and thirteen, Taylor Swift and Arjit Singh songs.

The number of planned chapters also keeps getting increased from time to time by the author, and honestly the micro-fandom is thriving and are eagerly awaiting for the fic to one day be properly published.
Boy: Have you read The Glass Mosaic?

Girl: Of course I have! Who hasn't?
by kartiksinghtripathi January 21, 2021
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Mosin-Nagant

8.8 pounds of fuck your shit, the Mosin-Nagant was designed in 1891 by Captain Sergei Mosin and Leon Nagant. This bad ass mother fucker has a grand total of 25 parts, and only 12 are actually required for it to function. With a butt plate made of pure skull crushing steel and a bayonet as long as your arm, this son of a dog fucking bitch was made to kill from end to end, and did I forget to mention that this fuckers bayonet makes Shaquille O'Neals dick look like a mother fucking tic tac. This bad fuck has been used by everyone from the Viet Cong to the mother fucking United god damn States of ass murdering America. This rifle was made for ass fucking, and now, over 100 years after they were first produced you can still find them on battlefields everywhere, still fucking asses. "Why are these ancient as fuck rifles still fucking asses" you may be wondering, well wonder no more ass bag, because I'll tell your bitch ass, it's because this fucker runs about $130, that's fucking right cock monger, this bastard costs less than a tank of gas in the big ass mother fucking truck any owner of this fucker must own. Best of all the ammo for this costs less than that hooker you're about to call, because you're a mother fucking Soviet now, and Soviets fuck hookers and drink vodka, so buy some fucking vodka you little bitch!
Jim: "Hey I need a gun that will fuck shit up no matter where I am, no matter what condition I'm in, but I've only got $300"
Rest of the god damn, mother raping, ass fucking Universe: "GET A FUCKING MOSIN-NAGANT!!!"
Jim: "But what about ammo???"
Rest of the god damn, mother raping, ass fucking Universe: "GET A MOTHER FUCKING, ASS HUMPING, NAZI KILLING MOSIN-FUCKING-NAGANT!!!"
by 130 pounds of fuck you October 18, 2014
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mossie

(Australian Slang)

A Mosquito.

pl. 'mossies'
"What's up jake?"
"I just got bitten by a mossie."
by Bob Hu January 8, 2004
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mosaic

n. A piece of art using smashed glass and other materials to form an image
from all the heartbreak the girl became a mosaic Broken, yet wonderful
by paperperson September 22, 2013
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Ass Mosaic

The indentation on one's ass that occurs from sitting unclothed on a patterned surface-namely pavement-for an extended period of time. The said indentation usually resembles a sort of mosaic that might be found hung in an ancient Roman villa; next to a frescoe, perhaps? Most often occurs whilst smoking nude in a jacuzzi of suds. Inappropriate in every circumstance.
"Well, I've been sitting nude on this pavement too long and now I've got a bitchin' ass mosaic; look."
by SheIsWeird December 6, 2006
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Moshi moshi keisatsu (jietai, fbi) desu ka?

Japanese phrase that translates into "Hello, is this the police (army, FBI)?"
Basically a spell to ward off pedos , retards , and lolicons if you happen to run into one. Use with 911 and 110.
Filthy lolicon retard: "Hey, look at these freshly taken pics of this beautiful little primary school loli girl that I took while stalking her. Real cute, yeah? Look at that flatboard chest, look at dem thicc thighs. I wanna screw her so bad."

Not Retarded Otaku: (slowly backs away, dialing 911) Moshi moshi keisatsu (jietai, fbi) desu ka?
by A real fking god. September 3, 2018
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Mosaic

pixelation censoring, usually censors the genitals in porn.
Japanese law requires censorship of genitals, so most Japanese hentai has Mosaic censoring.
by Another_Guy March 24, 2021
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