mooting

(verb) The act of being verbally raped by a judge in a mock-court setting. The nerve-wrecking experience is often experience by law students in their final years of study. WARNING: mooting may cause females to cry.

Law Student 1: "I'm mooting for civil procedure this Thursday"
Law Student 2: "Sheeeeit dude, good-luck and don't forget to bring tissues"

by James Jordan October 30, 2013

moosticles

The large nuts contained in the sack of a moose.

holy christ, check out those moosticles! they're bigger than my head for fuck's sake.

by tittlebee May 18, 2009

mostimes

most of the time, often

"i'm awesome sometimes"
"nah, you're awesome mostimes"

by itsleah December 6, 2009

Mootits

A fat chick with saggy tits.

Guy 1: "MOOTITS!!!"
Guy 2: "Where?"
Guy 1: *points* "Right there, the fat one!"
Guy 2: "Eww, fucking gross."

by slipknot666x August 15, 2011

mostimfaux

When you get 'most improved' on your sports team because you're the only one who NEEDS improving.

"And the mostimfaux- oh, sorry, I meant to say most improved- goes to..."

by shortperßon November 28, 2019

mootie

marijuana (New Orleans dialect)

Mentioned in the song 'Junko Podno', recorded by Dr John, Harry Connick, et al. In one verse it goes "If I had...a million dollars....I would grow me a big mootie farm."

by Carusoe July 31, 2007

mofoticon

An EBL GM soo bad he had to retire.

Mofoticon is ridin with Biden.

by Abettereblgm September 13, 2020