armchair morality

One who attempts to uphold a mindset, ideology, or virtue that one has little to no experience dealing with.

This person is usually ignorant, lacks empathy, and lacks self awareness.

Example: Steve Shives

“She displays great armchair morality”

by Gobylo November 22, 2018

Asylum Morality Police

A vigilante group of international protection applicants who tacitly reconstitute a religious landscape of Sharīaʿ code through innuendo and cultural opprobrium in Direct Provision, so as to create a hostile environment towards gender nonconforming and transgender international protection applicants.

The fear of becoming the target of morality policing in Direct Provision may induce others to shield themselves against the asylum morality police's threats, and to engage in self-protecting behaviour and attributions

by Canada (2022) October 13, 2022

morlinator

she come sfrom minnesota: the land of many lakes, beavers, and those minnesotan girls!

her favorite words: reduce, recycle, reuse!

hmmm sketchy!

maddy...where is your math?

let's go garage sale-ing

sit down!

the morlinator is oin the loose...hide your garage sale treasures and bring your math to scan!

by minnesotagirls April 23, 2004

Morlie

A really good friend but needs to be taken care of often. They need to be given lots of attention and need to be closely monitored. They will be found watching dirty jokes on the internet and need to be fed chocolate on the hour between 6 am and 6 pm any time other then that and she will be the next gremlin. She is a huge bitch and very funny.

'why is she always eating chocolate and being a bitch'
'because she is morlie'

by ligma anonymous April 27, 2020

moralistic

Someone who is overly concerned with conventional morals and will often kick up a fuss over nothing. Typically, the word is used to describe someone with a petty, mechanical and shallow sense of morality; characterized by dogma and conventionality rather than reason, with no regard for context or nuance.

Person A: Swearing is bad in any context and should be criminalized! Think of the children!
Person B: They're only words. I could think up far more more vulgar things using only plain dictionary words than the use of any of one swear word. It's a non-issue. You're just being moralistic.

by FollyAdvice January 17, 2018

morality

Morality can be defined as that which ought be furthered as an end in itself.

I have no examples for you..

by Jess March 28, 2005

mozzling the toff

Masturbating to a Kevin Bacon movie

Person 1 "Is that the song Footloose I hear?"

Person 2 " Get out of my room! Don't you knock?"

Person 1 " Oh my god! You were mozzling the toff weren't you?"

Person 2 " What I do on Wednesday afternoons is my business."

by Mr. Peyote March 20, 2011