Morganese

Within the "(Fear) The Walking Dead" TV universe;
Dialog characterized as being overly metaphorical and philosophical in a writers' attempt to convey an important life lesson, but failing in the process due to it being commonly perceived as pretentious and immersion breaking as it contrasts to how people actually talk in real life. Usually spoken by the character "Morgan" though occasionally found in the dialog of other characters also.

Examples of Morganese:
"I lose people, then I lose myself"
"No one's gone until they're gone, but when they're gone they're gone."
"Just so you know when I stay with people, I always stay, but I'm not planning to stay."

by John Fiddlesticks September 7, 2018

Morandize

When the cops advise a gay guy if his rights. Like Mirandized to a straight guy.

Did you morandize those guys we bused in the West Hollywood toilet ?

by Davedale August 21, 2019

Morganism

In keeping with the typically hilarious, and witty comments of racing driver P. Morgan.

Hey John, did you hear that new Morganism? "These tires grip longer than a possessive ex girlfriend"

by mp3s April 24, 2013

Morganne

A great friend, one to surely make one laugh. But, if you,
A(Say, "Hey, Little Girl" right behind her head,
B(Piss Her Off, or,
C(Call her 'cute',

she will bash your skull in on reflex.

She can easily make you laugh or make you a friend.

Not one to do A, B, or C to unless you want to have your head be a bashed egg.

Watch out, Morganne's coming!

Relax, she makes a great friend once you talk nicely.

Hey, thanks!

by CC-1138 August 8, 2012

Morganism

The worshiping of Morgan Freeman as God. One must respect Morgan and worship him. One must also follow the guidelines of the Book of Morgan (Holy Book).

I am a believer of Morganism

by MrHypothetical July 4, 2012

morganmizell

a short petite creature that secretly lives in your house trying to pursue its dream of becoming an ass goblin. this creature likes long walks on the beach and warm bubble baths. it also enjoys singing broadway songs and requests lots of love. this creature will often jump at you screaming "LOVE ME" and then the morgan will break out in tears.

beware for it is vicious

kid # 1: woah! is that a morganmizell on the BEACH?!?!

kid # 2: yeah i found her in my bath tub last week.

kid # 3: well i caught her trying to crawl up my ass yesterday!

by wowzers!!! November 17, 2009

lorganizer

A person which might clean or organize items in such a way they actually become lost or misplaced. Lost + organize + lorganize. This person often has no recollection of the items they might be cleaning up or organizing, out of sight, out of mind as they say. The items lost or misplaced are often put in locations that don't make sense and you might never guess were there while looking for them.

Babe, have you seen my keys? They were sitting right here on the table.
No honey, haven't seen them. Sorry.
(after looking around the house for an hour.....)
WTF!! Who put them in the junk drawer!
Ohhh, that might have been me honey, sorry, now I remember..they were sitting out on the table while I was organizing the house.
You are such a lorganizer! You really need to stop lorganizing my shit!

by mybitchess February 13, 2013