moritz

A sexy, yet slightly retarded, German male. May or may not have a speech impediment. Also, sometimes known to have a very sexy and intelligent roommate. It's natural habitat is Canadian boarding schools.

"Man, have you seen that sweet moritz at SJR?"

"No, but i've met his roommate. He's freakin' awesome!"

by nejtag15 March 4, 2009

Moritz Stonersyndrom

Describes a person who loves weed. This person dreams of Cannabis, grows it, would marry it if its a person, draws it,...

This person does everything what has to do with this little plant.

Hey you little sexy plant

Are you talking to you Weed again ?

I'm sorry but i got the Moritz Stonersyndrom

by Bubble66 January 2, 2017

Moritz

Moritz is a German boy who is great at almost every sport. He wins at every game he plays. He likes to play with a partner to pass to them.

He is as good as a Moritz at sports

by CurlyTugboat January 16, 2022

Moritz

HAHA xD imagine man ist single

Moritz hat nen großen, (habe Zeugen)

by Abendshcwingen February 6, 2022

moritz grengs

Me

Hi I'm Moritz Grengs

by Moritz Grengs December 4, 2017

Moritz

sucks d*** in his free time

Moritz is gay

by lollolololololololololololol January 11, 2019

moritz

has a smal penis so he sucks a lot of dick's

hey moritz

by lars was hier November 30, 2021