Molasses daddy

A sugar daddy of the Southern persuasion. The classiest sweetener for the classiest sugar daddy.

Louisiana lady: Oh Beauregard where are you?!? Where is my suave molasses daddy to come and pluck my rose from my family garden?
Molasses daddy: Oh I've been here all my life. The question is, are you ready to feel my suavige?

by Banana Hammie October 29, 2019

sweet sassy molassey

An exclamation indicating an impressive action.

Sweet sassy molassey, Obama just clinched the nomination!

by Andrew Butterworth June 22, 2008

Morisset

Morisset high is home to bomb threats, rapes, stabbings, fires and druggy's. There are the loosest vaginas and most STD invaded sluts in Australia (most probably the entire world) in Morisset.

Girls have so much sex that their vaginas are crusty and dead;

"I walked past this girl from Morisset and I could smell her dead cunt an hour after she walked past"

by Jesus Jefferson August 23, 2011

molasses

A person with not many athletic abilities in the discipline of track and field.

Man that Kieran sure is molasses.

by Alex.Flash June 18, 2011

ChatGPT morals

Having morals so strong it's annoying. / Being so overprotective about others' wellbeing it's annoying, resembling that of ChatGPT's moderation.

Person 1: "Hey, wanna go skydiving?"

Person 2: "Skydiving is a dangerous activity, it's recommended to do other things to have fun, such as drawing or reading books. Let's go to the library instead."

Person 1: "Man, you have ChatGPT morals."

by genralty May 16, 2023

pimp with morals

Individual who can easily have multiple hoes/tricks/ladies but instead chooses to stay with one of whom he indulges with quite often and enjoys being in the presence of.

Mikey was a straight pimp. Now he's a pimp with morals because he's with Katie.

by ethanp February 6, 2008

impaling the morals of a minor

A pun on the crime of "impairing the morals of a minor" that defines the much more serious crime of statutory rape.

That mofo was impaling the morals of a minor when he fucked my 16-year-old sister.

by jammyboil December 26, 2008