moosehead

An ugly woman. Refers purely to her facial characteristics. Her body can still be worthy. For best results take her while hanging out the back. Don't tell your mates though, they've probably already been there.

This word can be shouted out loud if one encounters a moosehead.

Moosehead, MOOSEHEAD, MOOOOSEHEEEEAD!!!!!!!!

by geezerdk January 2, 2012

moosehead

A man who wears too much styling moose in his hair. A way to start a fight outside, not inside, a club. usually a pompous guy who has big hair, someone you thought would be "bigger"

Come on, I've always wanted to try you. Come on moosehead. Dickhead.

by captain poopypants November 12, 2004

mooseheadgreen

Founder of the Ownage Bros. This University student was named after Canadian beer and continually dominates other clans and administrators alike.

moose guzzles more cum than ILP.

by French-Fry December 12, 2003

moosetart

stupid;dumb

You're a moosetart.

by Chiken Boy November 22, 2011

Moosetart

A person who is stupid, dumb, etc.

Person A: "2+2 is 22!!!"
Person B: "No, it's 4. You're such a moosetart.

by Chiken Boiy December 1, 2011

moosemare

When someone has a moose related incident, the nightmares associated with that incident are called moosemares.

Margaret: Jim, wake up and get me a clean pyjama, i just wet myself during a moosemare.
Jim: Oh ffs not again.

by reuben.abela August 22, 2016

mooseseal

When a guys dick goes floppy and swollen and dangles between his legs.

Damm what has that dude got down his pants I bet he's a mooseseal

by Elephant seal December 4, 2016