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mongchild

shut up you mongchild
by slinkykatty November 5, 2007
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moonchie

noun.
1. A sex organ between a gay male's Gluteus Maximus that when used correctly; can and will influence, manipulate, and control the mind of any heterosexual male.

2. The "experienced" anus of a gay male that is known to feel so pleasurable to the penis of any heterosexual man it will cause him to leave his wife, children, and in some cases his entire life behind.

3. The most powerful tool a gay male can possess

4. A married female's worst nightmare
1. Fahylando invited Jenny's husband Jeffery over to enjoy his moonchie after a fight they had; Jeffery never came back home.

2. "Bitch I let him hit this moonchie one time and he signed every blank check in his checkbook and gave it to me."

3, "Dude I swear I thought that I was happy man until I fucked Fahylando's moonchie; but afterwards, I served my wife divorce papers for unexplained.”
by Fahylando March 19, 2016
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manchild

A male who is "of age" but still has the emotional/mental capacity of a child.

Completely incapable of making decisions regarding women, "manning up" when appropriate or discussing anything maturely, manchildren are becoming increasingly more frequent.

Manchildren will have notable traits such as thinking that they are somewhat different to other men because they have no emotional baggage, will find most immature humour widely entertaining and will have not been in a serious relationship, EVER. Longest relationship will be between 1-3 months.

When discussing important things, a man child will look at the floor and remain silent, pretend nothing is wrong at the time and then once out of sight drop into radio silence or will give you the "rabbit caught in the headlights" look.

However, man children are tempting challenge for women and more often than not an older women will take a man child under her wing as he will be impressed with her "at ease and coolness" and she will be taken back at his emotional naivety.

A man child is very easy to train in the ways of the bedroom.
"I was trying to talk about where the relationship with Tom is going and he acted fine but I haven't heard from him since. He's such a manchild!"

"Dave has no clue how to handle this situation, he's such a man child"

"Look at that fittie! Pity, I bet he's a man child"
by Blondie636 October 15, 2011
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Moonchicken

"I love you, Moonchicken!"
by 295POS September 25, 2008
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manchild movie

A kids' movie for adults.
He asked me to come see Deadpool with him, but I'm not into manchild movies.
by funeralbitch September 14, 2016
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Moon Child

A GREAT movie starring Jrock Artists Gackt and Hyde.
by arania May 17, 2004
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Moonchicken

Endearing, affectionate nickname for a loved one.
And he finally said to me, "I love you, moonchicken!"
by PAS592 October 9, 2008
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