we all know and love the abe lincoln - cumming on an unconcious (either by drinking, or donkey punch) girls face, trimming her pubes, and giving her an abe lincoln beard.
The modified abe lincoln is the same thing, only a hitler moustache.
The modified abe lincoln is the same thing, only a hitler moustache.
by rezombied November 5, 2005
Get the modified abe lincoln mug.This is the one of the key factors in finding a girl's hotness on the 1 to 10 scale. Normally, women are rated solely based off boobs, ass, face, etc...However, one of the most overlooked feature is the taking dick modifier, or TDM.
To determine a girl's TDM, one must talk to said female, stalk the shit out of her on facebook, analyze the way she struts, or figure something about her ability to, or lack thereof, wield a penis.
TDM's only apply to girls you would be willing to fuck. So, if there is a female that loves to gobble cock but is an absolute ogre at the same time, the TDM does not apply. At the same time, smoke-shows who avoid penis like it's the The Plague have a negative TDM which subtracts from her final 1 to 10 ranking. Therefore if a girl rated 6 has a TDM of +2, her ranking is boosted to 8. This means a male might find better luck hitting on the 6(2+) chick than hitting on the 10(-4) girl. Under this system, the hook-up culture is totally revolutionized.
To determine a girl's TDM, one must talk to said female, stalk the shit out of her on facebook, analyze the way she struts, or figure something about her ability to, or lack thereof, wield a penis.
TDM's only apply to girls you would be willing to fuck. So, if there is a female that loves to gobble cock but is an absolute ogre at the same time, the TDM does not apply. At the same time, smoke-shows who avoid penis like it's the The Plague have a negative TDM which subtracts from her final 1 to 10 ranking. Therefore if a girl rated 6 has a TDM of +2, her ranking is boosted to 8. This means a male might find better luck hitting on the 6(2+) chick than hitting on the 10(-4) girl. Under this system, the hook-up culture is totally revolutionized.
Dude 1: Hey do you wanna go somewhere alone??
Hot Girl 1: Oh no I don't like getting into those situations. I gotta go home with my friends.
**Hot Girl leaves**
Dude 2: Bro!! That girl was a smoke-show! You get with her??
Dude 1: Fuck her dude! She was like a legit 9 but her Taking Dick Modifier was like -4.
Hot Girl 1: Oh no I don't like getting into those situations. I gotta go home with my friends.
**Hot Girl leaves**
Dude 2: Bro!! That girl was a smoke-show! You get with her??
Dude 1: Fuck her dude! She was like a legit 9 but her Taking Dick Modifier was like -4.
by genghis khan swaggggg October 10, 2011
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when a man performs a sexual act on a woman from behind while she is standing and the man moves the woman to a window and slows down the tempo. while the man pulls out one time, his friend switches places with him. the first man puts his clothes on and goes outside to the window to wave. this results in extreme confusion by the female.
by Johnny Anon October 12, 2008
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Going out tonite...whoo gona get mouldy
by nm08 January 15, 2009
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by cardboard to death September 25, 2009
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"I was trying to get conky to work on my Arch installation and I ended up locking myself out of the computer!" "So you didn't just modify your computer, but you also modifried it?"
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Someone who wears hoodies all year round .
Someone who wears hoodies all year round .
She use to shop on Rodeo Drive.... now she is at Ross. Lol that girl just turned hoodified
Girl it's 110 outside.. damn that girl is hoodified no matter the heat .
Girl it's 110 outside.. damn that girl is hoodified no matter the heat .
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