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International School of Monterey (ISM)

We accept everyone at this school, because we’re international( except Latinos, African Americans, Asians, samoians, native Americans, Saudi Arabians, Muslims, or white people, or black people) We want the best for you we just are very unwealthy (rachet) so we look on Craigslist and find teachers who are willing to put up with some of these special childrens shit. We say the world is our home we will make it better but the teachers go outside and burst cans of la critic thinking the kids won’t find out and also gossip about the SPECIAL kids in the teachers lounge. Yet, this is all okay because it sounds good on highschool applications and is FREE!!! We care very much about all of our students and know when they are having a hard time, even though half of them are suicidal but SSSSSSSSSHHHHHHH don’t be a snitch. Mkay bai
Omg ur being such and international school of Monterey (ism) just be quiet
by Chloe Hana December 18, 2017
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Irish Institute of Monterrey

The Irish Institute of Monterrey is considered one of the best schools in Mexico, in part because of the integral formation received by its students, and the legendary personnel. The ex-alumni usually have great career opportunities, either by hard work, or the usual, by inheritance.
"Man, why did he get the job and I didn't?"
"He was in the Irish Institute of Monterrey, and in this organizaction they really appreciate an integral formation"
by dark-parrot October 14, 2011
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liceo de monterrey girls campus

Private school located in Monterrey, Mexico. One of the most religious schools in which girls wear skirts up their booty and theirs shirts as crop tops. Be careful because their students may seem nuns but their like the devil: hot!
Girl 1: Why are you hot but act like a nun?
Girl 2: Because im from liceo de monterrey girls campus
by Firecracker89 October 25, 2019
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montevideo

tiny town in minnesota in minnesota that nobody knows of named after some city in south america..........POT CITY USA
Trevor kittelson is a gay little kid who lives in montevideo.
by jimmie69lovestrevor July 25, 2008
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Monterey Omelet

The woman bends over from a standing position. The man partially chews a raw whole avocado and three raw eggs and a handful of grated swiss cheese. Kneeling behind the woman, the man blows the mixture into her vagina. The two then fuck vigorously, with the man cuming insider her. The woman squats over a frying pan and pushes the mixture out of her vagina. The man cooks the mixture and they share the omelet on a sunny patio with mimosas and fresh fruit.
Wow, I really enjoyed making the Monterey Omelet this morning.
by Chef of the day May 9, 2010
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monteverde

That guy is such a Monteverde, he Is wearing red and black
by Swyrl January 27, 2017
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Monteverdi

Monteverdi - One of the first and most innovative composers of opera. He lived a very productive life, traveling to perform his works all over Italy, for the court, and later on for the first public audiences.

The composer lived a very long life (1567-1643). Like Mozart, Monteverdi was a child prodigy, a child especially gifted in the musical arts. Monteverdi learned to sing and play multiple instruments. He then grew up to be in service to the court of Mantua, quickly growing from simple musician to head conductor. It is here where he composed his first opera, "L'Orfeo", which is considered to be by many to be the first significant opera ever composed.

He then went on to write twenty more operas, but only two others survive. They are called "L'Incoriazone di Poppea"(The Coronation of Poppea), and "Il Ritorno d'Ulisse in patria"(The Return of Odysseus). Only fragments from the other operas survive. It's believed that many of these documents were caught in fire and burned up. Alas!

Monteverdi was crucial in the development of the Baroque from it's Renaissance origins. You say you like Bach, Vivaldi, Mozart, Beethoven? pffft. They are nothing, without Monteverdi.

And listening to the music of Monteverdi, one gets the sense of peace, rhythm. Monteverdi pulls you in with the emotion and keeps you there throughout his entire work, but only if you may have the patience to listen.

Anyway, take a listen to him. You just may introduce yourself to something new.
Monteverdi iz mah nigga!
by bitchesinstockings April 13, 2014
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