mondoxing

the act of doing something, it can also take the place of any other word you would normally use when you're in certain situations! so you even have; mondox and mondoxt
its just a very flexible word, thats all!

i was mondoxing my brazilian landlady the otherday, and her husband walked in on us! mondoxt!
hey barman, mondox me another beer(pass me anutha lager, pliz),
i knocked back 24 shots of tequila las'nite, now am just mondoxt fucked up and hungover

by kaizerszoza February 17, 2006

Monolingualsplaining

When someone who speak only one language act overly entitled over multilingual people or foreigners

This American is monolingualsplaining to a spanish guy on the internet by writing"this is America, Speak English!" on a public internet forums where people can log from anywhere

by Vertofloteur May 24, 2023

Motoring

The act of sightseeing tourist spots or famous landmarks while staying inside of your motor vehicle. Usually done in busy places.

Coined in San Miguel de Allende

Chad: "We should go motoring to Tequisquiapan."
Stacy: "I'd love to see it while staying inside the car!"

by Garfield Funkle June 4, 2023

Mall-Monitoring

The thing every male does at one point or another when he's stuck in any form of a shopping center with a woman.

Friend One: Hey you wanna go play video games later.
Friend Two: No I can't my girls going shopping, I'll most likely be Mall-Monitoring.

by dr. bustanut November 11, 2014

Mouth Mongoling

Mouth Mongoling is when two people are kissing and the lips of one goes inside the mouth of the other. This action is repeated for both sides. Mouth Mongoling is also seen as when someone's mouth goes inside the other person's mouth while kissing.

Mark and Jessica were Mouth Mongoling last night.
OR
Guy 1: "Hey Dude, Mark and Jessica were Mouth Mongoling last night!"
Guy 2: "wow"

by A Drunken Sailor July 19, 2016

monolinguist

Well. If you speak three languages, this means you are a trilinguist. If you speak two languages, this means that you are trilinguist. But if you are a monolonguist; that's to say, if you speak one and only one language, this means that you are AMERICAN!

Ahmad, an Arab guy speaks only Arabic.He is a monolinguist. So, he is an American! hehe

by Iyad Abdelrahman March 9, 2008

home safety monitoring

Time people spend at other people's houses chasing after their runny nosed bratty kidz while they are out having a good time. Your also expected to feed, entertain, play with, tell lies to, and read bedtime stories to their demon children. But it is a lucrative business and easy to get into. NOBODY LIKES TO BE CALLED A DAMN BABYSITTER ANYMORE. It's called home safety monitoring instead!

Girl 1: so you're stuck babysitting tonight?
Girl 2: nah bitch. i hate being called a babysitter! i'm home safety monitoring mah gur! <3

by Kristakins+Rosie July 2, 2009