Monthly Nut

Nutting Monthly

why hasn't Cindy helped me with the monthly nut?

by deezimus September 09, 2021

manly monthly

when a man is acting like a woman who is on their period

He's being a b***, maybe he's on his manly monthly.

by wordsilearnfromkids May 17, 2016

Monthly Grog

Basically a period but in a more kid friendly way.
What they use to make Raspberry Zingers and Mom's Spaghetti.

Girl: Ouch waaaaah Dad I just got my monthly grog.
Dad: Ok let me throw junk food at you for a TikTok.
Girl: I fucking hate you dad.

by thetahaarysn June 03, 2021

Gordon Monthly

A magazine full of the lives of the obeastily challeneged. a real gem in our time and makes great bedtime reading. Includes adverts for Elephantasticism Reducement Therapy, The Floating Rock and Farmers Chin. Includes articles by the following people:
Shiny Uncle David
Aunti Church
D.R O.Besewoman
Cousin Green
Red Barron

SPECIAL OFFER- Have a portrait of Gordon in your Home for only $9.99

by The one who speaks the truth February 03, 2004

monthly mouthful

sucking a guy off once a month for his oxy script.

Cole went and got his monthly mouthful from Dave to finance his lifestyle.

by jdc685 June 03, 2015

monthly blood

also known as pussy and/or vagina.

made famous by the Red Hot Chili Peppers in their song titled "Purple Stain".

Indeed this can be a fun place to mess around with on a lady, but catch yourself around it at the wrong time of the month and it can turn you off quicker than a light switch.

"I put my middle finger in your monthly blood is what i win..." by Red Hot Chili Peppers

by Freed-olay January 11, 2008

monthly jellyfish sneezes

When a girl is on her period and she sneezes and it feels like a jellyfish came out her vagina

"I have a serious case of the Monthly Jellyfish Sneezes..."

by I name things. January 20, 2016