montessori school

it is not a school for speds school. in fact, it is a very expensive school. they teach you multiplication tables in kindergarten.
it doesn't get better than that.

9 year old: dude i can't figure out 2 x 2!
5 year old: its for you fricking retard.
9 year old: damn kid where did you go to school
5 year old: montessori school.

by metalcoresmartass September 3, 2009

Lowcountry Montessori

Lowcountry Montessori is literally hell on earth. It is the worst school ever because you literally don’t learn anything. 90% of the people there are weird and none of the teachers are even real teachers. They’re so pathetic, they can’t even afford their own school bus or playground.

Lowcountry Montessori is so terrible. I hated that place so much, I’m so glad I don’t go there anymore. When that place shuts down, it will not be missed.

by meepmeep16 February 1, 2019

O.B. Montessori

A cheap school.

Student1: Our school doesn't have budget to send me to the National Spelling Bee.

Student2: Oh, you study in O.B. Montessori.

by the_proud_nerd July 28, 2009

montecinos

Montecinos is usually a last name and has a history of strong people who never give up and keep on trying

The montecinos are independent people the name dates back to a long time ago

by Blerp derp May 18, 2018

Eketånga Montessori

A typical social democrat school in Halmstad.

Which school do you go to?
Eketånga Montessori
So you’re a sosse

by Nazipommes November 7, 2018

I was at the park with my friends, specifically montecito

(idiomatic, Southern US) To engage in/attempt to engage in sexual activity by means of doxxing the already married man who caused your gay awakening.

Term originally created in 1945 by Albert Einstein.

“I told you!” Gabriel said, “I was at the park with my friends, specifically montecito!”
“You whore! You promised me last time you would stop! I’m breaking up with you!”

by albyeinstein April 10, 2022

monterion

Monterion is a cool chill person with friends, really shy, good at being a friend or being there when you need it, kinda nice (until you get him mad).

Monterion is a really chill person gosh..

by xFaTe_DroughTx January 24, 2018