Monsterhol

A drinking combination of an alcoholic beverage and monster ripper on nights out.

Guy: Can I have a Monsterhol please darling
Barmaid: Most certainly sir.

Guy: Cheers babe. Keep the change.

by Cibocchi September 2, 2012

Monsterous Mammories

Huge tits, big boobs.

Damn, that bitch has some monsterous mammories!!!!!!

by BABY21 August 30, 2006

Monsterbation

Monsterbation is the act in which you touch yourself or masturbate to ugly people as popularised by the American Deathcore band The Irish Front in the 2008 release of Universe featuring the song monsterbation.

Touching yourself to ugly girls with ugly faces, oh honey that’s what we call monsterbation

by DeathcoreMadeMeDoIt July 12, 2021

Monstercockdeesha

A Girl who loves to give it to guys. She has a monster cock and will make ur asshole bleed. She has a lot of hoes and many STDs. She loves guys who’s name is harith.(she’s a shemale)

Hareem: man harith I’m telling you, your girl is a monstercockdeesha!
Harith: she might be, but she’s great at hitting it from the back 😀

by Harith lover 101 March 24, 2020

monsterbation

when one engages in the touching of oneself at a time when one's significant other is right beside them.

the monster replaces master because one who subjects themselves to such acts are obviously dirty pigs.

olive engages in monsterbation 24/7, even when he has just 69ed with the finest bitch, hence he is the ultimate perve who no one likes.

by Arntnok February 2, 2008

monstersofcock

Men with a enormous cock (at least 7 inches) that have sex with hundreds of good-looking girls, to make a good use of the gift they were given, for pleasure or profit. They usually make women have stronger orgasms than with a common dick.

What a monsterofcock you are! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Oh yeah! Don´t stop, honey!

www.monstersofcock.com

by Juan Romero December 11, 2008

monsterousness

the level of one's being a monster

"My monsterousness is beyond my control."

by Aaron Kamphuis November 13, 2003