manstration

when a man is in a particularly unpleasant mood, for no appearant reason.

A short tempered man

The male term for PMS, or bitchiness

eg: w loots - manstration

by synergyxcoza January 15, 2011

monstellation

a closly knit pack of monsters

The monstellation was numberous and ate the children

by Tahl Klainman May 23, 2005

monstruation

Menstruation combined with terrible PMS symptoms.

"What's wrong with Barbara?"

"She's having monstruation!"

"Oh, fuck."

by pighitterwhatup October 30, 2012

moonstration

When your menstrual cycle starts on the full moon.

Tonight is the full moon so I know this is the first day of Karina's moonstration cycle.

by beerchicky November 1, 2014

Monsterbating

When someone jerks off to pics of monsters, mostly erotic monster pics.

Fred: Hey, wanna go to a party later?
Jonh: No, man, im gonna stay home and I'll be "Monsterbating" all night

by realestguyintheroom November 1, 2011

menstration

It is the male version of PMS. When a male is having mood swings and just actting like an ass.

I asked flemroid how was his day and he said "fuck you I dont need this shit right now" then goes to the cabinet and gets some potato chips sits on the couch and watches Oprah. Flem had Menstration so hard he was actting like a middle aged house wife.

by CANINE February 19, 2008

Manstration

When she just got back from a week at her grandmother's house and hasn't been touched in forever so you just take one for the team and after like the sixth time in a half hour that you've cummed it doesn't even feel good at all it's just incredibly painful but you keep going because she's still horny and finally on the seventh time when your dick is just shouting out "STOP STOP" you have a weak hellaciously painful nothing of an ejaculation and realize that blood just came out your dick.

Doctor: You've ruptured your vas diverenze, seminal vescicals, popped one testical and backed up your epididimus with coagulated blood and seman. if you have sex again in the next year you will die. How did this happen?

You: Manstration

by The Lonliet Monk January 11, 2008