morning voice

when someone (usually a guy) wakes up with a deep, gravely voice and it makes us wanna have their kids.

girl: yo can you call me when you wake up?
boy: i mean yeah, but why?
girl: ...morning voice.

by anonymous September 11, 2020

Ding Ding Ding Top of Morning

One day in a foreign land a gaelic gladiator stood upon a hill green as emeralds. He simply rung his bell three times and screamed on the top of his lungs "Ding Ding Ding, Top of morning!!!!" His scream was so loud he made his neighbors go deaf and the subreddit r/jacksepticeye was formed. Today the gaelic gladiator resigns in brighton and goes by the name Seán. His legend lives on in our hearts and 24 million people now know of his call.

"Ding Ding Ding Top of Morning!" screamed Sheila trying to wake up her parents.

by hjthere May 22, 2020

Morning crust

The stuff on your eyelid when you wake up

Person 1:I was soo tired this morning

Person 2: yea man I see you still have your morning crust on your eyes!

by Conker1 October 5, 2016

Morning Buzz

The Morning Buzz is the first buzz of the day. It is in relation only to the Dokha tobacco which is smoked from a medwakh that is popular amongst UAE teens. The Morning Buzz can be smoked in the morning, afternoon and evening as long as it’s the first buzz of the day no matter the time.

Bro come alley I need my morning buzz before school.
Yo, can you fill me up just a head of Dokha for my morning buzz.
Man I haven’t buzzed all day I need my morning buzz now.

by wagwan_piffting December 5, 2018

Morning Tourette's

The pucker-inducing condition experienced when you wake up realizing you are incredibly late for some kind of morning appointment i.e. your job, picking up your kids, feeding the homeless, etc. Symptoms include swearing or cursing in sharp, staccato bursts fuck fuck fuck and promising God you will never drink again.

Josh woke up, realized he was an hour late for work and suffered an extreme case of Morning Tourette's that woke up the nun he'd hooked up with the night before.

by geodave December 21, 2013

Morning Wood

Morning wood is when u wake up in the morning to a dick longer than usual. But u don't always get it in the morning. u get it 3 - 5 times while u sleep. It's actually healthy if u get them bc it means u have moderate blood flow. if u got that big dick for hours and u haven't jerked off then u got problems and u gotta see a doc bout ur dick. Some techniques that are used to soften the wood are to flex ur thighs and ass cheeks, pee, drink less water before bed, stand up for two minutes, and getting that pickle under some cold water. u don't want to go to school/work without coffee bc u spilled it with ur wood.

Dad: holy shit! son! what did u watch last night!
Son: its nothing but my usual morning wood.
Dad: gtfo of bed son, I don't want ur sheets covered in cum.

by TheGuyYouGoToForThisKindaStuff December 5, 2017

Morning Blow

When a guy receives a cock suck in the morning.

Keirsten took care of business this morning by giving Chad his Morning Blow!

by SlopNChop October 6, 2016