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bald monkeying

When your talking to a guy with a buzzcut and looks like a bald monkey wearing glasses and they keep on flirting with you for three months and you tell them you have feelings for them then they reject you because he's talking to someone else but he only talks to you and you go back to being best girl and guy friends than he keeps on flirting with you
Yeah jake is bald monkeying with me so i might just block him on snap
by emilyisveryhot June 4, 2023
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mondayism

A stupid mistake that occur when you are sleepy
1+1=3 This is a mondayism.
by IskiAK December 18, 2008
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mondayitis

A feeling many people suffer, especially kids when going back to school. Symptoms can include; upset tummy, pangs of sadness, slight fever, runny nose, and a few others. The cure is to sleep for at least twelve hours and eat cupcakes.
"Mommy, I have a case of mondayitis."

or
"Sorry, it's mondayitis."
by Stormyheartz.496 May 12, 2016
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drive by monkeying

when someone does very loud monkey noises from a moving vehicle to people waiting for buses at bus stops late at night and startling them.
last nite, my buddy and i went drive by monkeying, and we scared the shit out of this old woman waiting for a bus on a bench, it was fuckin hilarious!!!
by frank valente October 22, 2006
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barrel monkeying

To go off half-cocked or in a willy nilly sort way. A combination of barreling through something and monkeying around.

Most commonly used in an MMORPG while dungeon crawling with a large group whose members who may be apt to act like Leeroy Jenkins and get everyone killed.
"Ok when we get in to Blackwing Lair just stay put and don't go barrel monkeying around in there."
by Harvey Lopez December 10, 2008
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Monding

Fred and I are just chilling tonight and monding over a game of beer pong
by Jazzy S October 1, 2010
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monkeying around

A Angry monkey is when a transgender that is a old women fucks you in the butt and puts lotion in there to make it Seemed like they cumed
by Jearled monks May 6, 2017
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