no mon

Short for , “That was really gay

brooklyn slang
“You really said some gay shit bro, no mon”
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Mons

The art of asserting dominance over someone with the assistance of money or power
The way you just got that tab for free, that’s so Mons
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mons

The hairy pubic plain directly above the genitals, but beneath the waistline, on both men and women. An apparently pleasure-less, purposeless region of the human body, but one that is nevertheless imbued with an aura of mystery because it is constantly covered up. A densley thicketed plateau, an oddly barren woodland, a useless, hilarious no man's land.
Dude, I don't want to see your mons again.

Did you spend a lot of time tonguing her mons?
by MK January 12, 2004
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mon

used mainly by biffy clyro fans-- "Mon the Biffy!!" screamed the boyo.. .- This is screamed at every moment anywhere at any time.
MON THE BIFFY, CONVEX CONCAVE noW
by wilson December 03, 2004
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MON' THEN

A threat usually used by people (mostly men) of Scottish or Irish descent. It basically means "I dare you to attach me, see what happens".
MON' THEN YOU SPECKY LITTLE #### SQUARE GO LIKE
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mons

1. Scientific name: Mons Pubis. A raised, pleasureless lump located in the pubic region of a female. The thing that gives trannies a chance in a bikini.

2. A person with whom one shares their soul almost telepathically with another person. Each person is mons. Together, they are mons. They share their soul, heart, mind, and spirit. It is such a perfect concept that it is simply 'mons.'

3. The greatest, or highest of supernatural experiences, which upon encountering can only be responded to with the humble utterance: 'mons'

4. The prefix for 'monsecue,' which is a party of extraordinary proportions. May or not be associated with a "barbecue."

5. A word that hipsters repeat without actually knowing the meaning, just because it sounds phresh.
person 1: 'Did you SEE that mons?!'

person 2: 'Yeah.. mons'

person 1: 'Let's celebrate it with a monsecue!'

hipster: 'Oversized vintage sweaters? mons, man'
by monslepathy October 26, 2010
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mon

a way a sayin man especially around places like dudley, cannock, netherton, walsall, woverhampton, west bromwich, wenesbury, cradley, places like that. its a very broad dialect,

ow bin ya me mon (how have you been my man)
johnny: ow bin ya me mon
jim: not too bad arrr
johnny: a yo orighte mert
jim: arr
by paul hinton December 09, 2005
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