Molementum (Noun)
The inivetable anomaly which occurs following ones first participantion of taking a mole (a bong hit of weed and tobacco).
Molementum begins after an individual takes his or her first mole. Subsequent to this, the individual will begin taking exponentially more moles (or chops) leading to the ultimate downfall of that individual into Wookdom, this is also known in common Colorado vernacular as “The Tragedy of the Mole”. The word Molementum alludes to the similar word momentum. As in momentum, an object picks up more and more speed as it encounters a steep slope, with molementum, an individual enters a exponential relationship with moles, taking more and more after the initial drop.
The inivetable anomaly which occurs following ones first participantion of taking a mole (a bong hit of weed and tobacco).
Molementum begins after an individual takes his or her first mole. Subsequent to this, the individual will begin taking exponentially more moles (or chops) leading to the ultimate downfall of that individual into Wookdom, this is also known in common Colorado vernacular as “The Tragedy of the Mole”. The word Molementum alludes to the similar word momentum. As in momentum, an object picks up more and more speed as it encounters a steep slope, with molementum, an individual enters a exponential relationship with moles, taking more and more after the initial drop.
Man 1: Did you see Pete take his first chop a week ago?
Man 2: Yeah, he’s gaining a lot of molementum. I bet in a week he’ll be on welfare, spending all his money on Spirit Tobacco, Weed, and glass pendants.
Man 2: Yeah, he’s gaining a lot of molementum. I bet in a week he’ll be on welfare, spending all his money on Spirit Tobacco, Weed, and glass pendants.
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Alternative: Molewoman.
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Alternative: Molewoman.
Person A: "Hey! Have you heard from Michael?"
Person B: "Oh yeah, you mean the Moleman. I don't think anyone has seen his face in 5 months."
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Person B: "Oh yeah, you mean the Moleman. I don't think anyone has seen his face in 5 months."
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